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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is the difference between a rock and a pencil? Your Mom.

what does the NAACP stand for? Now Apes Are Called People.

Have you heard the joke about the Swedish surgeon who found a frog in his patient's stomach? Yes, you've told me it before.

I've got a shotgun with two bullets. I've got two enemies. What do I do with the gun? I go bird hunting. Kelvin Yang

What do you call a dead baby lying in the road? A Tragedy

why was six afraid of seven? because seven raped his mother

Why couldn't Mike answer the phone on time? On his way to the phone he was shot and killed.

A black man, a jew, and an atheist are on a boat. Suddenly the boat started sinking. A mermaid would only save two of them. who do did she save? Mermaids don't exist. The all died. They were my friends.

theres a mexican women and a black man in a car....whos driving? nobody sadly the driver was shot.

What doesn't kill you only makes you stronger. Unless it's muscular dystrophy.

Q: What's worse than eating cauliflowers? A: Eating cauliflowers and getting raped by Jerry Sandusky at the age of 7.

Q: what did the nazi say to the other nazi A: hallo

Knock, Knock Who's There? (Silence) Wondering who was there, the man opened the door, to find a baby in a basket in front of him.

Q: What do you call a grammatically incorrect horse? A: An horse

so there was two ducks in a bathtub. one duck says to the other duck, "hey, can you pass me the soap? the other duck says no.

Why did the man feel so guilty after having sex...... He found out He was a tranny

My girlfriend once told me " Life is like a penis, it's hard."

How many flies does it take to screw in a light bulb? Two. Question is, how did they get in there?

Q: what's brown and rhymes with snoop? A: Dr. Dre

i'm funny

3 men walk into a bar. The fourth one ducks. Thumbs up if you get it.

When is a Jew the sleepiest? Depends on the time really... some people sleep and wake up on different biological calendars.

Knock Knock… Who is there? Orange. Orange Who? Orange you glad I didn't say banana? Actually I really wish you did, because I am Hypokalemic and am about to die you asshole.

My mom fell on our cat and it died.

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