Knock knock. Who's there? The police, your family is dead.

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Doctor: Knock, Knock Woman: Who's there? Doctor: Interrupting Doctor Woman: Interupt- Doctor: You have cancer

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Answer The Following!! Q: How Do You Kill Bee?? Q: What Do You Call A Bee Who Live In America?? Q: Why Don't You Give Elsa A Balloon??

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Why did the dude fall into a box? Because he was hit by a bus.

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What did the brick say to the wall? Nothing, as they are both inanimate objects that lack knowledge and the sense to speak.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

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What do you call a white man flying a plane? A pilot. What do you call an Arab man flying a plane? Also a pilot.

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Why couldn't the mexican buy a boat? Because he couldn't afford it

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Why did Sally's Ice Cream melt? Sally was on Fire

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If at first you don't succeed, there's a very substantial probability that you failed.

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Whats pink and fluffy? Pink fluff

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What's the difference between a lesbian and a Pringle ? One is a snack cracker, the other is a crack snacker.

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How do you make a person cry? You bury them alive.

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A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks, "Why the long face?" The horse does not respond because it is a horse, thus lacking cognitive capacity to speak nor understand English. It is confused by its surroundings and promptly defecates on the floor then gallops out of the bar, knocking over a few chairs and tables.

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Why was the little boy upset? An arson set fire to his house, leaving him nowhere to live.

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There is a cat with a collar animal control takes of the coller and and says who cares it's not Our fault there cat is an outdoor cat the girl who lost her cat was crying all year long spending all her money wishing for her cat back and wishing that there was no such thing as animal control That girl was me and I'm against animal control

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Why was the pig sweating? It wasnt, because pigs have adapted by using behavioral thermoregulation, which is the act of cooling themselves in the mud or water.

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Why did the dog eat poop?

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An Asian fails their maths exam.

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how do we call a person with no body nor nose? a dead guy

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Why was the man cold? Because he was dead.

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What can you never have for dinner? Breakfast and lunch

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What do you call a black man on a bicycle? A thief. What do u call a black man in school? Janitor. What do you call a black man in court? Guilty

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Why did Kelly never see Wass? cus she never looked in right places !!!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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