Joker2? Who comes up with the names anyways? Sounds like a stupid version of the matrix... Anyways, I stutter because my nerves are killing me, I cant quit the painkillers cold turkey if I cant sleep without them, besides I am used to physical pain as tragic as that might sound... Its not when you get used to it. I need to know who this Neo-Nero was, for anyone that can tell me, he is not around here at these hours, and during the time he/she I was dead, did considerable damage to my and my orders reputation, I need a face to face talk to someone that would put aside my chosen successor and assume my role, and I wont let that happen again even if it means bruising up this Neo-me a bit.

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what did the man say when he walked into the bar? ouch!

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What do you call a black man with a job? An employee

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Look, gullible is written in the sky! The man looks up and there it is.

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why did the man start living on the street? he lost his job, his wife left him, and had his identity stolen.

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What is Abraham Lincoln's favorite website? Wikipedia. It's very informative. On second thought though, the Internet had not been invented yet back in his time.

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Scratch and Sniff [________] smells like glass doesn't it?

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Nero the guy that killed four Neo Nazi`s desecrating the funeral of one of my late members in Chile with a revolver hidden in one of the 46 hidden pockets on the inside of his trench jacket with lots of folders here, inside whose only side effect is making me look like I spend a lot more time at the gym, later one of them found me, ran towards the police which laughed at him pointed at me and said: That guy with a prosthetic arm? You dont believe me... Excellent! Nero The Avenger

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If Michael Jackson was alive we would who cares he is dead

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why did Bernard have a bold because I ripped his Mohawk

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What's worse than a snake in your boot. A boot in your snake.

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why did the nazi eat the jew? He didn't

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Q: Imagine you are driving a boat, and the wheel falls off. So how many pancakes can you fit in that box? A: None, because the oranges couldn't talk.

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Knock knock Who's there? Interrupting Cow. Interrupting Cow who? ..He died.

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So you all no Dora right, well why is she always lost in the forest wit her friend boots? Whats the deal with the map everybody knows maps cannot talk!!!!!!!!!!!! What the heck is wrong with the makers of the show!!!!!!!!

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Why do they give old people Viagra at nursing homes? Because erectile function decreases with increasing age, and it would be unfair to needlessly deny senior citizens the right to consensual intercourse if that is what they want.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? to get to your house KNOCK KNOCK who's there? da chicken

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Three men walk into a bar. Start drinking, fight each other and sustain massive head injuries.

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How do I get to Carnegie Hall? The address is 881 Seventh Avenue at 57th street in New York. it's beside the Russian Tea Room and almost directly across from the IESE school of business. The Russian Tea Room has a large bright red awning out front and a large carving of three dancing bears on the face of the building, the bears are covered in gold leaf. You can't miss it.

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whats the difference between a brick wall and a jew? jews wear yamakas

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Is that a baby in your carriage or are you just happ..... WTF. WHERES ITS EYES!? **purges**

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its was amazinglysmooth fuck off

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Q: Were did suzy go after the explosion? A: Everywere

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person 1:Dude, look at the news person 2:Yea man, its D ick Cheney person 1: what a d ick head

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