Women's rights.

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Knock knock Who's there? Doorbell repairman

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What do you get when you cross a canary and a lawnmower? Nothing. A canary is a small bird, and a lawnmower is an inanimate object. Any procreation of this sort would likely produce no offspring.

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Your mom.

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Q: How do you confuse a blonde? A: Tell her something that doesn't make any sense at all.

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Q.why is there so much drama? A.it's a reality tv show.

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Two black men go inside a movie theater. They sit down and watch the movie.

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Whats worse than finding a spider in your shower? Getting repeatedly stabbed in the dick by a rapid chipmunk.

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What did the gay guy get at the grocery store? A tub of Häagen-Dazs ice cream because he thought he deserved a treat.

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What did Batman say to Robin before they got into the Batmobile? Robin, get into the Batmobile.

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Why didn't Kurt Cobain drive to work on Monday? He killed himself.

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If an anti joke is told, and it is about an aunty is it an aunty anti joke? Adolf Hitler.

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what do you get if you eat cream cake, coffee cake, strawberry cake, chocolate cake, fruit cake, and sponge cake? a very large stomach-cake.

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A man brings his entire family in to meet a show producer. The producer says, "Okay, let's see what you got." The man then proceeds to lead his family through a variety of acts, including showcasing the proper way to drink English tea and how to dress for a polo match. When they finish, the producer asks, "And just what do you call your act?" To which the man replies, "The Aristocrats!"

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Take this and put it- No.

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What did one manicotti say to the other manicotti? I doubt we'll ever know.

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What did the blonde do at the WTC on 9/11? Die.

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what do you call a joke that is not a joke? not a joke

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How do you treat people that cannot say no in just two seconds? (redux and spellchecked) Treatment: Hi...: *locks door* NOW SAY NO TO ME! SAY IT MUAHAHAHA! People: NO PLEASE I CANT! NOOOOOO! *door unlocks* Problem solved, NEXT!

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Directions- I would be lost without you. Thank you for always being there for me.

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refridgrator

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Whats the difference between a dead baby and a Porsche? I don't have a Porsche in my garage.

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Anti Joke

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