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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's the worste part about alzheimer's disease? You forgot you have AIDS.

What is Megan Fox's middle name? Denise

I'M THE GRAPIST!! I'M GONNA GRAPE UR MOM AND UR DAD AND UR WHOLE FAMILY!!!

What did one child say to the other child? We both are kids.

how do you get all the people in ireland out of their homes? roll a potato down the road. how do you find the richest person in ireland? you find the one who got the patato

Roses are red Violets are blue Sugar is sweet And so are you BUT The roses are wilting The violets are dead The sugar bowl's empty And so is your head

Why couldn't the eleven year old get into the pirate movie? Because it was rated PG-14 and he was unaccompanied by a mature adult.

What did the retarded guy say to the other retaarded guy? A. Your retarded

Me: I have a great knock knock joke but you have to start it off. You: Knock knock Me: who's there? You: silence as the person is confused as what's going on

Your so ugly that your birth certeficate is a apology letter from the condum factory

Whats worse than runing over a box of kittens? Runing over two boxes of kittens.

whats black and blue and red all over? my wife shhh!

A boy bought a dozen roses, eleven real, one fake. He looks deeply into his girlfriends eyes, hers looking back, brimming with love and affection as he says, "I slept with your sister."

Knock knock Who's there? No one Cool

A man walks into a bar. He asked the bartender if he accepts $100 bills. The bartender says "no".

your mamas so fat all she gets for christmas and her birthday is girdles!

Why did Harry Potter cast a spell on Chuck Norris' penis? Never mind.

This comment has been removed for too many average votes.

What did 7 say to 6? I hear you've been spreading stories about me.

A haiku for you Would not provide enough space To say all the nice

Q: What's the difference between a Ferrari and a pile of dead babies? A: I don't have a Ferrari in my garage.

So a man is sitting at a bar with about 20 girls sitting all around him. Amazed at this man's ability to pick up girls, another man asked him how he did. In response, the man said, "What?". The man wasn't able to hear the other man, due to the fact that there were many girls talking.

Q: why id the bird fly away from the boy? A: cuz he was scared

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