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Black People

An Englishman, an Irishman and a Scotsman walk into a bar. They have trouble understanding each other.

A bar walks into a man... Wait...

Boss: Do you know what lazy means? Employer: Yes, adopting a child.

so 3 guys walk into a bar.....the 4th one ducks

Meh, I dont want it anymore! You can have it.

Roses are Red Violets are plucked So are my nose-hairs Pretty disgusting

Why did Johnny lose the race he got jawed by a pack of chimpanzees

what does gum eat ? gum you idiot!

Q Why did the man run away from his shadow? A He didn't it was physicaly impossible.

knock knock who's there? the milk man the milk man who? the milk man who brings your milk every morning

A horse walked into a bar and the bartender asked, "Why the long face?" The horse then replied, "Well my wife is dying of cancer, my mother is a drug addict, and my two kids are in the hospital for 3rd degree burns."

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Knock Kock Who's there? Boo Boo who The ghost from Mario

A man walks by with a bat. A little girl crosses the street. He hits her with it because she is a little shit. A homeless atheist sees and reports it immeaditately to the authorities because it was child abuse.

Roses are brown. Violets are brown. Who took a shit in my garden?

what happen to covietz when he licked his balls? nothing he likes the taste

How do you keep an idiot busy? Why would you wanna keep an idiot busy, it's not gonna make a difference...

Why doesnt your dad like barrack Obama? because your dad is straight, hes not into men

what did the lawyer say to the other lawyer we're both lawyers

Why did the boy drop his ice cream? Because he fell off a cliff

Why did the chicken cross the road? 4

Why did the man tell the other man to shut up? The other man said something that made this particular man mad which drove him to tell the other man to shut up.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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