Whats worse than missing the bus? Having the short bus picking u up

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What do you call an Arab with a long beard? An Arab with a long beard you stereotypical piece of crap.

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Why didnt your daughter come home? The door was locked

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Why do women wear perfume and makeup? They smell bad and they're ugly.

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What did the blind, deaf orphan get for Easter? Hepatitis.

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Why does the man hate his job? He thinks working sucks?

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. Your mom is the punchline.

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But I like being mean and angry! Nevermind, 158 according to Mensa`s standard bullshit test (my wife got 160, I remember we argued a lot over it because I kept insisting they would not use the same predictable pattern again... I overestimated them wildly I can make more advanced stuff than they can, and in no way do I consider myself "The worlds elite required to ensue the future survival and salvation of mankind`s finest and fittest" those fucking arrogant suckers,,,) Below average in any test including American presidents and historical events. Aaand about 450 in any bullshit online test which then offers you "more accurate tests" which cost money and probably destroys the fake confidence any idiot buying such a test in the first place might have built up,

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Knock Knock. Who's there? Orange. Orange who? Knock Knock. Who's there? Orange. Orange who? Knock Knock. Who's there? Orange. Orange who? Knock Knock. Who's there? Orange. Orange who? Orange you glad I didn't say orange? Well you shouldn't be. I came to tell you your family died in a car crash and you have AIDS.

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why did the plant eat a banana? it was hungry

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Q. What do you call cheese that's not yours? A. Stolen, you're under arrest.

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What did one cancer patient say to the other? Nothing, both of them were dead.

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Jeremy has 8 apples. Susie has 3. how much does Jason have? Purple because aliens don't like grapes.

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A man walked into a bar. Ouch.

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What do a fish and a moose have in common? They both live under water, apart from the moose.

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What's cold, limp, approximately 65 pounds, and being dragged out of that pool with no safety fence over there? Not important, lets go get some Wendy's man.

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Q: What did Delaware? A: A black dress. She was on her way to her father's funeral.

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What has wings and windows? A bluebird, I was nodding about the windows!

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Your mama's so stupid... She scored below average on a recent IQ test.

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In my opinion I am superior to you all in every single way,an opinion you might disagree with, but can respect. While on the other hand, I have no reason to respect and even less agree with your inferior opinions at all.

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what's faster than an asian on a bicylce on payday? many things

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There are two types of people in the world: humans

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Why are old people such terrible drivers? As we age, our eyesight slowly deteriorates and our reflexes become slower. So, in order to be cautious, the elderly avoid high speed chases and such to maintain their and others safety. Or they could have alzheimers and not realize they are in a moving vehicle at all, it's really a tossup

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Why didn't Michael J. Fox feel the Virginia earthquake? He was on vacation in Maui.

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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