- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock Knock Who's there? Alzheimer's Alzheimer's who? To get to the other side!

A man throws a penny off of a cliff. He is now one cent poorer

What do you call a boy with no arms or legs? Chris

Antijoke the book. Seriously it sucks ass, do not bother, they only included the very worst ones.

Chuck Norris will inevitably pass away sometime in the future.

What is a cow's favorite drink? Well, I could be wrong and this is just my opinion, but I do not believe that animals experience feelings and, in corollary, favoritism towards anything, particularly regarding basic survival needs, such as hydration.

yo mama is so fat she has to wear large sized clothing

whats fluffy and pink? -pink fluff whats blue and fluffy? -pink fluff holding its breath.

What's worse than not receiving presents on Christmas Day? Being forced to consume your own flesh

Did you hear about the eskimo and the pregnant lady? The eskimo got the pregnant lady pregnant.

Biggest lie ever; "I have read and agree to the terms of service".

What did Coke say to Pepsi? "Hello."

Q: Imagine you are driving a boat, and the wheel falls off. So how many pancakes can you fit in that box? A: None, because the oranges couldn't talk.

What do a turtle and a tree have in common? They both can fly except for the turtle............and the tree

Why does Santa wear sleigh bells? Because he's got leprosy.

I don't know what was a bigger disappointment, the series finale of "Lost" or--sorry I thought I felt my phone vibrate in my pocket.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? An apple up your ass, a penis in your ramen, finding out you have herpes, or many other scenarios. In short, there are many things worse than finding a worm in your apple.

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Q.What did the anti-joke reader say to the doctor? A-My finger is stuck on the dislike button.

If Michael Jackson was alive we would who cares he is dead

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks the horse, "Why the long face?" The horse cannot understand what the bartender said and instead finds it threatening, so it has a complete spasm and wrecks the whole bar.

Yo mamma is so old that she died.

why were the girls confused? they were in a logic class and couldn't seem to find the irrationality chapter in the book

A black guy walks up to the cash register at a gas station with his hands in his pockets... He pulls out a 5 dollar bill and buys a pack of gum.

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