- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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how do you kill a blonde? shoot her in the face with a pistol

What's brown and sticky? The faeces of a glue stick.

Who is the fiercist Raptor of them all? Matt Daly

Three blondes walk into a bar. I prematurely ejaculate.

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A muslim, a jew, and a black man walk into a bar, the bartender asks what they would like to drink, after respnding, paying and receiving their drinks, they sit down to drink them. What a lovely scene of ethnic diversity

"I can sell this watch for $500 dollars on the black market!" Well, you could sell your liver for $500 dollars on the black market too.

How can you tell that your friend just had sex with a blonde? The girl he just had sex with has blonde hair.

there was a guy who wanted to be bad and have bitches but he died from all the smoking and drinking and went to hell for eternal damnation

How are contortionists so flexible? They stretch.

Yo momma's so fat that all the children within a close proximity of your home think that your mother is a very large woman.

What did the little boy say after he was pushed off the cliff? Nothing. He died, therefore, he is incapable of speaking.

What is funny and has three legs? Not the Holocaust.

What did the hispanic man say to the black man? I don't know, if I was listening to their conversation, the would be creepy.

What did the one horse say to the other. Nothing because horses can't talk.

Why did the spider cross the road? He was stuck to the bottom of my shoe!

Why are rich guys gay? They can afford to be

Roses are red Violets are blue Charcoal is black So is my neighbor

If you rape a prostitute is it shop lifting?

Knock, Knock Who's there ? So So who? No, So Lee

Did y'all see Lafell catch that pass? Neither did I

What happened when the cow jumped over the barbed wire fence? Hopefully it made it over without lacerating its underbelly, thus causing fatal bleeding.

A woman walked into a bar. She dragged her drunk husband off his stool and left.

Whats red and looks like a bucket? -a red bucket Whats blue and looks like a bucket? -a red bucket disguised as a blue bucket

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