Q: What do you call a black guy with an air plane? A: A pilot you racist bastard!

TWIX PAUSE!

What's worse than finding a bone in your boneless chicken meal? Going home to find your entire family brutally murdered.

do want to hear a joke? Women's rights

Roses are red. Violets are red. My thumb is red because I accidentally put it in the toaster.

Why didn't the chicken cross the road Because the light said don't walk

What is orange and smells like a jewish cat. Nothing

What did the man on the beach say to Michael Jackson? I thought you were dead.

An airplane crashes into a state park. There are no survivors. Susan continues her stroll in the park, considering she is blind, deaf and in a wheelchair, she isn't aware of the nearby disturbance

Q: What's white, black, and red all over? A: The yellow brick road

Knock Knock Who's there? Eat a dick you sh!t fukk! I'm going have to ask you leave now,

Roses are Red, Violets are Blue I suck at Poetry, show me your Tits.

why did the dog chase it's tail? it has a case of OCD where he was obsessed with catching his tail and would spin until he passed out or threw up.

Mark Wilson

Why can't we see the wind? Because no one likes you...

pickle sniffer

You're flying over a lake in your canoe and the wheels fall off. How many pancakes does it take to cover a doghouse? None! because ice-Cream doesn't have legs!

what happened to the 4 year old girl who got stuck in the freezer? She froze.

Anthony Dephillips is handsome

Michael Castillo is gay

What do you get when you have 10 kids in a church? A lot of rape cases.

children of those parents which re childless, often are childless too...

What's red ad looks like a green bucket? A red bucket to a color blind person

what happened to the kid who didn't get what he wanted for his birthday? He committed suicide

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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