- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A blond, brunette, and red head jump off a building. Who hit the ground last? The red head because she was last to jump.

Why did the mailman cross the road? To deliver mail

What did the brick say to the wall? Nothing, as they are both inanimate objects that lack knowledge and the sense to speak.

whats your moms inside look like nick because all there is is fat

What did the lawyer say to the other lawyer? Hi.

Why can't Hellen Keller play hide and go seek? Because she is dead.

What's worse than going in the wrong direkshun? ...My spelling

There once was a man from Nantucket But then he moved to Boston and changes his name to "man from Boston"

Womens rights !

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Not doing your Webtime on a Friday!!

What does the man do to his meat? He beats it.

Why did the chicken cross the road? I threatened to throw a fridge at it

Whats the difference between a black guy and a white guy They both have different skin color

What did the white doctor say to the black doctor? We both went to medical school.

There where ducks sitting in the bath One Duck truns to the other an says "could you pass me the soap" The other duck truns and replies "dont call me toast"

Why did the black girl and white guy have sex? Because they were both sexually attracted to each other.

What's similar between my butthole and shampoo? They both smell good, except for by butthole.

(for comedians) I went to a coffee shop the other day. I ordered a coffee then sat down. Behind me there were two people talking. I didn't eves drop because it's impolite so I drank my coffee and left.

I swear to drunk officer I'm not god.

Knock Knock? Who's there? Look in the peephole

Why did the boy cry when he got circumcised? Because he couldn't fap.

How do you wake up your friend in a reasonable manor? you beat the shit out of him

What's funnier than 24? 9/11

First joke of the most-disliked area; 9/11 joke. First joke of the most popular area; Holocaust joke. "You shouldn't joke about 9/11 you sick bastard people died" -Said all Americans ever.

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