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What smells like weed? the person who smoked it.

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When life gives you lemons, throw them at pedestrians.

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Why are black people so good at basketball? Hard work and dedication.

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wanna no wats not funny........ aids

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Your grandma and your mom drove of a cliff, who survived? Both of them they didn't drive off a cliff

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KNOCK! KNOCK! Who's there?! ... Ditched again!

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It's fun for you and me, that's why they call it OCD It's easy as 1..2.... Hey look a butterfly!

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Whats red, and spins at fast speeds? A baby in a blender

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What dud the baseball player do when he struck out? Walked back to the bench

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Knock knock.. Whos there? To... To who? To whom.

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Why is America such a great place to live? It's not North Korea.

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What did the blind guy say when he walked past a fish store? Something smells fishy

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How many dead babes does it take to screw in a lightbulb? its not possible because there all dead

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What causes floods? Too much water.

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Yo momma so fat, she died.

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Why does blond women give great blowjob? Because they has vaacum in thier heads! Blond woman coment; well thats better than having nothing at all in your head! :-)

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? I t was dead. Why did the chicken fall out of the tree? Because it was stapled to the monkey.

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Yo momma so ugly when she joined an ugly contest, they said "Sorry, No Professionals."

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Q: Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? A: Because it lost Consciousness.

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Q: What did the Big Bad Wolf say to Little Red Riding Hood? A: Nothing, wolfs are mentally nor physically capable of talking

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Two guys walk into a bar; A Mexican and a Canadian. The Mexican guy says "Bartender, give me a 2 shots of Tequila, por favor". The Canadian guy says "Bartender, give me a shot of Club and a Molson, eh". They continue to drink until neither can feel the crippling pain of their mundane lives - then they each leave the bar, walk home and sleep alone.

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The grass is always greener on the side that uses manure and fertilizer daily.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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