- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What does the scouter say about his power level? It's over 9'000!!!!!!!!

Yo mama's so fat, that when she jumped, gravity pushed her back to the floor!

I may have alzheimers...Thank god I dont have alzheimers

What is something you would not normally find in a china cabinet? Japan

A priest and a rabbi are walking down the street when they see an orphanage on fire. "Oh my god!" says the rabbi. "We have to save the children!" "Screw the children!" says the priest. "Out of what?" replies the rabbi.

Why did the girl fall off her bike? she got a fridge thrown at her

Why did the cow say moo? Because all cows say moo

Phone rings Hello? Hi, is your refrigerator running? No, it actually broke down yesterday. Are you the repair man? Yes, the repairs will cost $400

Why does life suck? Because it does

Justin Bieber got laid

What did the squirrel say to the other squirrel? Squirrels can't talk.

I really might try and kill myself when I get home tonight.

What does Patrick say? IM PATRICK!!! IM PATRICK PATRICK PATRICK PATRICK PATRICK PATRICK!!!!! PATRICK!!!!!

you know whats funny... nothing.

How do you make a puppy stop barking? Throw a brick at it.

Why is the little boy so smart? He tries in school and hes asian

Why did the cashier let the jockey off 10 cents? because he was short 10 cents

What is more dangerous than heroine? T.J. Lane

If you are floating down main street in a canoe and your front right propeller falls off, how many pancakes can you fit in a doghouse? None, because ice cream doesn't have bones

What do you call a dog with no legs? It doesn't matter, he can't come anyway.

♪ It's raining. It's pouring. ♪ The old man caught pneumonia and died....

How many Catholics does it take to change a light bulb? None. They use candles

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side

what do u say when u see your tv floating in the middle of the night? drop it n*****

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