what do you call a fish with no eyes? fsh

wheres binladin? at the bottom of the sea wanking over amy winehouse

your moms my other ride

What's the cookie monster's favorite kind of cookie? Oreos

How many guys does it take to change a light bulb? Probably just one.

what is the difference between a park bench and a black guy? the park bench is an inanamite object and doesn't have feelings

Whats green, lies in a ditch, and is covered in cookie crumbs? A girl scout that got hit by a car

Why did the chicken cross the road? It wanted to.

How many Jews can you fit into a 1968 Caddy? 1 in the front, 2 in the back, and 200 in the ash tray.

- I'm in my mum's car, broom broom. - Get out me car. - Aw.

why did the cow eat a computer? Why? Who knows

What would the world be like without 1 direction it would still be the world but just without 1 direction

Who has big eyes, big ears, and a big mouth? The witness I'm about to murder so he cannot testify against me. Wish me luck.

Dory from Finding Nemo: "Hey, I just met you, and this is crazy- Hey, I just met you."

Back when I was your age, we had to entertain ourselves with video games and TV.

A hundred dollar bill falls in the middle of an intersection. Equally distanced from the bill stand a Jew, a Black, a White Supremacist and an Arab. Wouldn't it suck to be on this street? I am sure violence will ensue. Wouldn't want to be caught in the crossfire.

What's the best way to toss a salad? With a salad spinner from the home shopping network.

Why wasn't the man hungry? Because he just ate a thousand almonds.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because I said so.

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Chantelle, I loved you, but you cheated with Johnathan from Church...

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Why is 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 is a terrorist.

if bob has 400 pieces of chocolate and eats 200 chocolates how many does he have left. none he died from diabetes

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