What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The Holocaust.

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What is the square-root of pi? ?pi

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*insert lame joke stolen from the top 10 jokes and act like it's original because I changed one word*

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What do you call a man with a black book? I don't know.

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What do you call a black man with a PhD and loving family? A nigger

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How do you make a baby stop crawling? Nail it to the ground

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I told you it would happen

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Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding an apple in your worm.

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selena gomez & justin beiber go in space. selena says im hotter than the sun. the way she knows this information is that she is near the sun at this time justin beiber has already drifted of in space.

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I once saw a fat child eating a sandwich. I wondered what was inside.

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So what do you guys wanna do?? Anything, I still have cancer..

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Yo mamma's so stupid she sits on the TV and watches the couch. :) By Drew Bolton

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Why didn't the puppy play with his toys? They were poisonous.

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penis

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A bench doesn't breathe, apparently Mexicans do.

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What did the heart surgeon say to the brain surgeon? We are both surgeons

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Most of these Anti-Jokes are Anti-Anti jokes, which makes them funny, if they were actually Anti-Jokes they wouldn't be funny at all.

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Three men are walking on a beach when they find a lamp. They rub it, and a genie comes out. It tells them that they each get one wish, and to choose wisely. They each decide to discuss what to wish for with their wives. Their wives take them to a local hospital, where they receive treatment for hallucinations.

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A women's opinion.

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What is the difference between a Mexican man and a bench? The Mexican man is a human being, thus being sentient and able to partake in social activities, such as receiving education, meeting people, getting a job, raising a family, and getting somewhere in life. The bench cannot do anything. It is inanimate and is meant to be sat on.

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A helicopter was flying around above Seattle when an electrical malfunction disabled all of the aircraft's electronic navigation and communications equipment. Due to the clouds and haze, the pilot could not determine the helicopter's position. The pilot saw a tall building, flew toward it, circled, and held up a handwritten sign that said "WHERE AM I?" in large letters. People in the tall building quickly responded to the aircraft, drew a large sign, and held it in a building window. Their sign said "YOU ARE IN A HELICOPTER." The pilot smiled, waved, looked at his map, determined the course to steer to SEATAC airport, and landed safely. After they were on the ground, the copilot asked the pilot how he had done it. "I knew it had to be the Microsoft Building, because they gave me a technically correct but completely useless answer."

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A bar walks into a man. The drink orders a bartender. And then the money walks home. End The.

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Fuzzy Wuzzy was a bear, Fuzzy Wuzzy had no hair, Therefore no one knew why his name was Fuzzy Wuzzy.

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If Africa had more mosquito nets, millions, MILLIONS of mosquitoes would die for hunger.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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