What is the difference between a Ferrari and a pile of dead babies? I don't have a Ferrari in my garage.

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Knock Knock -Who's there I eat mipe -I eat mipewho hahahah -Oh I'm gonna beat your ass

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the meaning of life is too burn calories so I burnt a fat kid?

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Santa isn't real

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What did Michael Jackson get for Christmas? Nothing he's dead

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What did the gay man do last night? Had a curry

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Knock knock. who's there? Alex. GO AWAY!!!

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A man went to his doctor and said, "Doctor, every time I hit my hand with a hammer, it hurts!" Then both him and his doctor died; so it didn't matter.

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Friends are a lot like snow You pee on them, they disappear

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What did the chair say when someone sat on it? Nothing. The person's butt covered the chair's mouth.

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If you shaved Chuck Norris' beard, you'd find a chin.

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why did the polar bear bury his face into snow? because he saw the 241543903 post and wanted to join in so he used a portal gun to teleport his head into some guy's freezer.

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A short Irish man and a tall German man went skydiving. Both parachutes coincidentally failed to deploy and they died.

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Who did the Vampire bite? No one because vampires aren't real.

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What do I have in common with your mum? We're in the same bed right now.

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Do you like impressions? Why? That's Socrates

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What do you call an Irish man with no legs? Handicapped

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Why wasn't there an elevator in the rainforest? The rainforest is not capable of managing an elevator because an elevator does in fact require an energy source which is also not capable in a rainforest. The rainforest is filled with animals and is not filled with humans which would make having an elevator in the rainforest useless because the main use of an elevator is to transport humans. The animals in the rainforest would not be able to operate the elevator because using an elevator for them would be advance while humans using elevators is second nature.

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A policeman walks into a bar. He goes inside to greet his friend who happens to be the bartender. Another man walks into the bar. This man is a regular customer and goes to the bar almost every other night. The policeman leaves and goes back on duty.

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Why did the surrealist go to the doctor? Knock Knock.

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you know whats funny the letter Q

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What is the mexican dream? To jump the border

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Why did the girl fall off the swing? She has no arms.

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It's easy to take part, just type your text below! no

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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