What do you call someone who kills black people? A hero.

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What did the Wife say to her husband about his Erectile Dysfunction? - Im sorry I dont know how to finish a joke based on this private a matter.

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What would a gay, transgender, mexican man say to another? We could have butt sex.

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A white man walking dpwn the street finds a brief-case with a timer on it. A young muslim man says he dropped it. The white man then asked "What's the timer for"? The young man said, "Nothing really, just helps keep the time." They both went their separate ways.

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A guy walks into a bar Many people gather around him to see if he is alright and to tell him he needs to watch where he is going.

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because a tree fell on her. Knock Knock Who's There? Not Sally...

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whats the difference between a jew and a pizza? A: a pizza is a food that was created in italy and is regularly eaten daily around the world and a jew is a religion that is constantly criticized and made fun of because they are different.

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What do you call a penis without hair? Apple sause

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why was 6 afraid of 7? 7 is your mom

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My children are huge mistakes.

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So snoop dog drank some milk! :)

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What did the farmer say when he couldn't find his tractor? Where's my tractor?.

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A midget walks under a bar

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Why did the redneck ask his daughter to get on her knees? His shoe was untied.

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Why cant steve get a job? Because Steve Jobs is DEAD! Moral: And people are all like "you gotta respect the dead", uh... Why not respect people while they are alive? Humanity is so fucking "smart" sometimes ya? Not that your answer matters...

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Justin's humor

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why did the black boy read a book. Because he had a book report due next week

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Dave: My wife just gave birth! The baby is doing good. John: You mean doing well?

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how do you stop a speeding vehicle? throw a refrigerator at it.

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Roses are blue Violets are red Crap, I already messed up the joke.

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I was (really) asked one day by a guy if I wanted to star in a porn movie... Before I could even think about it he asked my 14 year old sister "Do you want to join in too?" And that kids, is why I am stuck in jail for pushing up a boot up a guys ass... Well replace boot with dick, and guys ass with my 14 year old sister and yeah... Naw... seriously she has hueg boobs though... at the age of 14, damn those melons have not even gone a bit greenish yellow and they are still growing... ...Hey Cassandra, its NeroMetal, good thing I am not your brother and that you are 19 right? NOT TO BE CONFUSED WITH THAT NEROISM DUDE THAT CHATS HERE, I play videogames, and write books, and sign books... ...Then some guy sees my real name is Nero and goes that guy on horsehead network? Who? HE SUCKS! SUCKS ASS!

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What's black and white and read all over? A zebra family that was just murdered by African poachers.

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What do you call a black person riding a bicycle? A black person riding a bicycle.

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Whats big red and eats rocks? A big red rock eater.

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