- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? A Trampoline.

What's brown and sticky? Anal rape

Your mother's so fat that when she goes through rotating doors, the doors rotate around her.

Did you hear about the eskimo and the pregnant lady? The eskimo got the pregnant lady pregnant.

What's similar between a boat and a plane? Both can fly except for the boat

A man with a badly injured arm is sitting in a hospital. He says, "Doctor, when my arm heals, will I be able to play the violin?" The doctor says, "Yes, with proper medical attention and rest, you will be able to." The man says, "That's great! Before I was hurt, I really enjoyed playing the violin."

Why did Billy fail his math quiz? Because he's stupid.

How many dead babies does it take to screw in a lightbulb? None, a dead baby is a horrible sight and shouldn't be laughed at.

what do you call a black man being hung from a tree? -prejudice

yo mama is fat shes fat

A man hits a woman while driving. Whose fault is it? The mas. He was out drinking that night and shouldn't have gotten in his car in the first place.

What did the cat say to the elephant? Meow.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 6 witnessed while hiding in a closit 7 rape and kill his mother.

Knock Knock. Whose There? Lettuce. Thats impossible.

Knock knock Who's there? Your neighbor. I just ran over your cat.

Q: What happened to the blonde who tried to commit suicide? A: She died.

What's spotty, can be found everywhere and is largely unpopular? Nothing.

two nuns were driving in Transylvania when a vampire jumps out in front of their car the first nun said "show it your cross" so the secong got out of the car and yelled Get out of the way you pric!!!!

You are so stupid you should go to school and get an education so you are able to get a well paying job in this tough economy

Woman's Rights

Cat got your tongue? Punch it in the face, and retrieve your tongue.

So snoop dog drank some milk! :)

what smells worse then shit Drew White

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.????????

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