A duck walks into a bar he buys a drink and says To the bartender "Put it on my bill." the duck is charged With $800.

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If you are riding on a broomstick and it breaks in the middle of the ocean... How many pieces of toast does it take to fill a light house? Purple, because Oranges cannot fly.

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Why couldn't Jenna play double dutch? Because she had no friends.

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What is red white and blue Blood. I was lying about the white and blue.

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Black Friday

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Roses are violets red is blue i like lizards they have fur

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Whats the difference between a pizza and a Jew? One is a tasty Italian food the other is a respected member of society

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Why did the cat have hair? Because he did.

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Do you like cats? You gotta be kitten me.

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What do you call a bunch of white people running down a hill? Avalanche What do you call a bunch of black people running down a hill? Mud slide What do you call a bunch of Mexicans running down a hill? Jailbreak

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There was 2 men walking down the street one fell on the floor from a heart attack and the other started to molest a lonely child. They then heard a bang and they found a dead baby lying in a bin. The moral of this story is to.... Knock Knock Whos there? The Police? The Police who? The police we are here to inform you your nan got hit by a truck and got decapitaited, Sorry but your nan is dead. way

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why do all good things come to an end? that is one of the mysteries of human existance.

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Q. Why did the triceratops die? A. A giant meteor hit him.

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whyd the chicken cross the road? to get to the other side :)

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shut up iggy

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What do you call a fat indian boy Eeeeeeeh fatty boy

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Why the boy doesn't get any birthday presents? he has cancer.

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hi my name is matt mckeon and i like renata saggy tits !!!!!

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Knock knok ! Whos there? Buhu ! Buhu Who? Why are you crying?

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whats black and goes to newy high Manyiel

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Q. How do you kill 5000 flies? A. Slap a afraican in the face.

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captcha: all yer base

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How do you know when a ghost is lying? I don't know because I've never met one, so from personal experience I couldn't tell you.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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