Why was the man thought to be peculiar? Because he had sex with a pistachio.

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whats stupid and gay all of my friends

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What did the man with Alzheimer's get for Christmas? Happy New Year!

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A dyslexic paraplegic walks into a bra

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What happens when someone with ADD tells a joke? I forgot.

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Why did the skeleton cross the road? To get to the body shop.

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Bob goes swimming in the ocean. Due to the fact that his father sexually abused him as a child, and never taught him how to swim, he drowns.

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What's white and hides in a tree. A refrigerator.

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How do you make a plumber cry? Kill his family

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock, knock. Who's there? Not Sally.

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What is the quickest way to a mans heart? Through his chest with a stick.

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What did the squirrel say to the other squirrel? Squirrels can't talk.

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How did the blonde get Lost in her house? Netflix.

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What did the train say at the party Thomas isn't really dumb ass

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Three moose were in the middle of the road. They were then shot by a maniac hunter.

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Why was the women's basketball player laughed at. The slippery floor caused her to stumble and fall.

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What did the homeless children get for christmas? Hypothermia

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Lynching Lynching is an extrajudicial execution carried out by a mob, often by hanging, but also by burning at the stake or shooting, in order to punish an alleged transgressor, or to intimidate, control, or otherwise manipulate a population of people. It is related to other means of social control that arise in communities, such as charivari, riding the rail, and tarring and feathering. Lynchings have been more frequent in times of social and economic tension, and have often been the means used by the politically dominant population to oppress social challengers. Violence in the United States against African Americans, especially in the South, rose in the aftermath of the Civil War, after slavery had been abolished and recently freed black men were given the right to vote. Violence rose even more at the end of the century, after southern white Democrats regained their political power in the South in the 1870s. States passed new constitutions or legislation which effectively disfranchised most blacks and many poor whites, established segregation of public facilities by race, and separated blacks from common public life and facilities. Nearly 3,500 African Americans were lynched in the United States between 1882 and 1968, mostly from 1882 to 1920. Lynching during the 19th century in the United States, Britain and colonies, coincided with a period of violence which denied people participation in white-dominated society on the basis of race or gender after the Emancipation Act of 1833. Today lynching is a felony in all states of the United States, defined by some codes of law as "Any act of violence inflicted by a mob upon the body of another person which results in the death of the person," with a 'mob' being defined as "the assemblage of two or more persons, without color or authority of law, for the premeditated purpose and with the premeditated intent of committing an act of violence upon the person of another." Lynching in the second degree is defined as "Any act of violence inflicted by a mob upon the body of another person and from which death does not result." To sustain a conviction for lynching, at least some evidence of premeditation must be produced, but "The common intent to do violence" may be formed before or during the assemblage."

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whats the best thing ever to happen to chuk norris ? he was born !!!!

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What do you call a black priest? Someone devoted to the word of god

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How do you make a homeless person cry? cut an onion in front of him.

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Once upon a time there was a nice old man who loved to ride his bike... He unfortunately died when he had a heart attack.

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Looking for propane accessories? Well look no more!

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my great great grandpa ryan the rattlesnake had a cat named dog-

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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