- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is brown and sticky. Hot chocolate.

Why did the zuccini fly? I was in an acid trip.

A short Irish man and a tall German man went skydiving. Both parachutes coincidentally failed to deploy and they died.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To avoid the avoid the nuclear bomb at hiroshima

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender does not ask about its facial characteristics, because he is wondering why there is a horse standing in his bar.

Q: What do you call a man with no arms and no legs in the water? A: Bob.

What's long and hard? The Ap European exam that i just took.

Q. What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? A. I'm not sure, because there are many farmers on this earth, and finding the same one that you are talking about, may be hard. It may take a while, but i'll get back to you as soon as possible, with an anwser.

Women's rights.

Me: You know what's funnier than 24. Friend: 25? Me: No, 9/11

jimmy carr walks into a tax office.

Where did Suzy go during the bombing? Everywhere

black people - basketball rednecks- nascar mexicans- soccer asians- uuuuuh I don't know can i get a hint

Q: A jew and asian and a normal white guy walk into a resturan, who orders the cheapest meal. A: the Asian, its 1940 and the jews dead

A boy has enough money to buy an xbox and a game, but when he reaches the store he is no longer able to buy an xbox and a game, how is this possible? He didnt really have enough money to buy an xbox and a game.

What's the difference between Batman and a black man? Batman is a fictional superhero and a black man is an ordinary man of African descent.

So a blonde woman gets into her car. She then drives to the grocery store because she is hungry and wants to buy food to make her dinner.

yo mamma so fat she got pied to be the Olympic swimming pool

What has two legs and is covered in red. Half a dog.

Knock Knock Who's there? The police. Come out with your hands up.

Why did the chicken cross the road? A: This is a highly unlikely circumstance due to the fact that there are no wild chickens and most chicken coops are nowhere near a road

Why did the teenager cross the road? To get an abortion.

Whats black and hangs from the my tree? A tire swing.

What is black, often hung by a rope on a tree, and something white people like to play with? A tire swing.

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