why did the cow eat a computer? Why? Who knows

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YouTube Is Red Facebook Is Blue Porn Hub Is Down You'll Have To Do

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A man walks into a bar, he has a terrible drinking problem and he is ruining his family.

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What salad was served in the salad bar on the Titanic? Probably a selection of green leaves, radishes, cucumber, sliced hard boiled egg and cherry tomatoes, topped with cress, mixed seeds and a delicate dressing.

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tomorrows international kill and orphan day, how meany of the sad bastard's you plan on baking into dough?

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If a tree falls in the woods and no one is around to hear it does it make a sound? I don't know... Does the deaf woman locked in my basement?

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What is the difference between Jews and boy scouts? Jews are a religious group. Boy scouts are a group of boys who enjoy camping and other outdoor activities.

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What's the difference between a woman with an IQ of 160, and a man who is mentally challenged? Although being a much easier potential victim, no one has raped the mentally challenged man.. yet.

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What has feet but cannot walk? What has a beak but cannot peck? What has wings but cannot fly? A dead bird.

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Terry was always struggling with mathematics. On his last report card he received a D- in math. His parents were naturally very upset with him because they knew their son could do much better and so did Terry. Terry wanted to make his parents proud so he buckled down and started studying on a regular basis. Terry realized his had work had payed off when his 3rd grade teacher handed him his report card. Terry had revived an A in math! On his walk home from school all he could think about was how proud his mom and dad were going to be. On that walk home Terry was savagely torn apart by an escaped lion from the local zoo. His head was never found.

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I am nobody Nobody is perfect Therefore, I am perfect

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Knock knock. Whose there? Not my house so not my problem. Frankly, I don't give a shit.

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A Sloth runs...

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I have had depression for several years and have recently been diagnosed with diabetes. I therefore drink diet soda and have sugar free snacks. Which leads to diahrea. Lots of diahrea.

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what do you call a 19th century steam train driver ? i dont know , depends what his mother named him

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What do you call a fat indian boy Eeeeeeeh fatty boy

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Whats faster than a black man running away from the cops? The speed of light.

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What happened to the man who jumped off a building? He got hit by a bus on the way down.

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Haikus are awesome, but sometimes they don't make sense. Refrigerator.

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What do two siblings have in common? They both want the other to get hit by a bus.

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What do you call a black guy driving a plane? A pilot.

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Rick santorum

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A man finds a lamp in the desert. He picks it up and dusts it off. The lamp becomes cleaner.

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A cannibal went for a walk and he passed his brother.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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