Q. Why does Samuel Jackson always play a black guy? A. Because he's black.

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Ask this to your friend. "Yo man, I really need your help on this question. Can you tell me color comes after 9?" guaranteed "wtf"

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Man who wrote "The Hokey Pokey" died. Hard part was getting him into the coffin. They put his left leg in and then the trouble started..

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whats wors than getting hit by a car? getting raped by a giant scorpian

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What's the difference between Timmy and a car? Timmy can be brutally murdered.

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why did katy fall off her bike?

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ati jokes are not to be funny. what about u

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what's worse than a kitten scratching your arm? A dead baby scratching your arm...

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What's a ghost's favourite country? Fraaaaance.

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What is white and fluffy? A cotton ball.

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How do you know if your teacher is gay? Ask him if he is gay.

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im a straight dude and all the gay dudes at school make fun of me oh wait i wrote that backwards

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How many blonde's does it take to change a lightbulb? Two, one to hold the ladder and one to peel the carrotts

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how do you get a black guy out of a tree? ask himnicely and if he doesn't promptly call the fire department

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What's Jewish and gay? Henry Shine

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Brothers and sisters,I have none. But my sister's daughter is also my daughter...

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Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know. He values his privacy and will not tell me his motives.

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What's black and red and can go through time. I don't know but you have cancer and are going to die very soon.

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Joe: it says gullible on the ceiling Jack: yes, I wrote it -by Ross

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What did the dog say to the cat before they fought? Lets fight

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why are tree's green cause that's how god made it

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Why did the fat guy survive the plain crash He didn't he died like everyone else

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Knock knock Whos there? No one, your wife was just in a fatal car accident and died on the scene, so your kids had to walk home from school instead of being picked up. Your son was captured by a sexual predator, and your daughter tried to run from them, and now she's under the wheels of the bus going round and round.

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In Soviet Russia, the political system was very different than it is today.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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