- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is the meaning of Life, the Universe, and Everything in it? I'm not sure at rhe moment, but it will take aproximately seven and a half million years of thinking for me to find out.

.......ah shit i forgotten the joke

What's purple and in my hand? Nothing i was lying about the purple

What is the difference between a bucket of shit and a Jew? The Bucket.

Why did the student fail his test? Because he has AIDS

My friend harris is fat.

Knock knock. Who's there? Banana. Knock knock Who's there? Banana. Knock knock Who's there? You're in-laws. Bet you wish I said banana

One time Chuck Norris cried. He felt slightly better after the experience, but, unfortunately, his grandmother still died of cancer.

SHEA CAPOLUPO HAS A TINY SHLONG. 8- turn your head sideways haha.

an indian woman works at seven eleven. this is because her son has one leg and she needs to pay pay for all the medical needs.

Chuck Norris screams in pain.

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks, "Why the long face?" The horse replies " My daughter just died of leukemia."

what's the hardest part about microwaving a baby? holding the camera and masturbating

Q: What is that white stuff in chicken shit? A: Thats chicken shit too

So there are two skunks in a bath tub. One of the skunks says to the other, "Would you please pass the soap?", and the other skunk says, "What do you think I am, a talking radio?!"

Where did Lil' Suzie go after the explosion? Everywhere.

If life throws you melons... ouch

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What did the blind orphan get for christmas? Cancer

If you work at Penn State you might want to skip the annual "bring your kid to work day"

:y do people talk? ;idk :oh then nevermind

What's worse than stepping on a snail? Stepping on a bear trap.

How do you make a plummer angry? Kill his family

Why did Peter go to the dentist? Because he had to go to the dentist!

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