Wanna know something funny? Your face

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[Jewish Joke] Some Guy: OOOOHH I GET IT Me: Anne Frank-ly, how did jew nazi this coming?

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What has legs but may never walk? A Vietam Vet

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If you beat Chuck Norris in arm wrestling, you will be proud of yourself and he will go home with nothing.

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A guy walks into a bar and orders 4 shots. The bartender promptly pulls out a gun and shoots him 4 times.

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Aodhan peanut head Hearty

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Q: Whats black, white and red all over? A: not me

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What is the difference between apple and android? Apple makes fruit and android candy

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What is difference about : Pizza and Jews on the Holocaust? Pizza don't scream when she gets into the oven!

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An 8 year old, a 9 year old, and jerry sandusky walk into a shower...

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Yo mamas so fat she weighs more than other people

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What did God say when he saw the first black man? What a wonderful creation I have made.

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Are you from Tennessee? Because you accent is really not hiding it

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one day four teenage boys started doing drugs. They jumped off a cliff and died.

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Where do 4 Mexicans in a car go? In the Car Pool lane.

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there are some things i dont get. Quantum Physics is one of them.

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Somewhere over the rainbow.... Is land.

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What happened when a man drove up to an escort and said "want to check my bags?" The escort replied "Certainly, sir" due to the fact the escort worked at a hotel.

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yo mamas so old she probably ralises the greater risk of breast cancer in middle age women.

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Three men are stranded, mid-ocean, in a small rowboat. They realize quickly that their imminent demise is slowly creeping into the forefront of their consciousnesses. Just as all hope seem to be lost, one man noticed an island covered in luscious foliage about five hundred yards away. A problem reared it's head as it became apparent that an unrelenting riptide was dragging the boat further and further from the shore and, in turn, salvation. It became further apparent that the men would have to abandon their rickety rowboat and swim the rest of the way. The first man bravely jumps into the vast uncertainty of the ocean and attempts to swim to shore. He is met by a large shark that promptly severs his arm from his body. A bloody mess, he manages to touch down on the sandy beach. The second man, more reluctantly, also jumps in. He balanced his chances: "100% death in the boat vs. uncertainty in the ocean." Like the first man, the second man meets the shark's vicious bite. His leg is severed and he too drags himself, bloody, to the warm embrace of sand and freedom. The third man, sure that he would be bitten also, jumps into the ocean and swims to shore. Alas! The third man arrived on the island unscathed and completely fine. Perplexed, the first two men asked the third why the shark did not attack him. The third man simply smiled and replied..."what do you expect me for, a typewriter?"

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Yo mamas so stupid that she has a condition called autism

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What did Batman say to Robin before he got in the car? Robin, get in the car.

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What do blacks and the night have in common? Their both worse than when it's light

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Whats Yellow and has arms. A lemon i lied about the arms.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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