Redneck girls. Now there's a joke.

man 1 walks by man 2 man 1 says hey buddy whats up man 2 responds do i know you man 1 says no but i saw seeing a movie on friday man 2 says oh cool but wasnt that movie great man 1 responds ya and man 1 and man 2 become best friends plus man 1 only liked man 2 because he was rich!!!

A- knock knock B- whose there? A- Chuck Norris B- chuck norris who? A- are you retarded?

Knock Knock Who's there? Nobel Nobel who? There was no bell, that's why I'm knocking you idiot

what is sticky and brown?a stick

What's green and looks like a red truck? A green truck.

whats chinese noodles

Q: whats pink and fluffy? A: Pink fluff.

A socialist, a Muslim, and an illegal immigrant walk into a bar. The bartender says, "What can I get for you Mr.President

Yo mamma's so old she is dead.

What's behind Chuck Norris' beard? His chin

69...you know how awkward this is now...

How did the boy die in the holocaust? Cancer

Bob dole

Why do girls not have penises? Because there girls

What's long and hard, and has cum in it? A cucumber

Why did the crack head cross the road? To get crack.

Why did the goose cross the road? He was playing duck, duck, goose

What happened to the blonde pregnant women? She died giving birth to her blind and mentally challenged son.

Those that want what is best for me, shall listen to me and do only whatever I want. Those that want ONLY what is best for me, underestimate me greatly. You who stand in the way if my will, claiming you want what is best for me, better move aside.

When life throws you lemons, duck.

What was Hellen Keller's favorite color? Velcro.

What used to be red, but isn't anymore? A scalped ginger.

You have cancer

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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