Whats worse than a little kid falling. Him getting vigorously raped by his father every night.

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what happen to covietz when he licked his balls? nothing he likes the taste

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Why don't women need watches? Because they probably have a cell phone, which works just as well.

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A black person walks out of KFC

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Q Why was the boy sad A he wasnt sad he was dead and therefore had no emotional feelings

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what does the black guy order for a drink at the bar. kool aid

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What did the foot say to the other foot? Nothing, because they are feet.

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What is worse than Justin Bieber? Well, 1. Deforestation 2. Hurricanes 3. Diabetes 4. Mass Murder ....and probably much more.

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- Are you thinking what I'm thinking B1? - No.

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a man said hi.

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A man keeping specific track of time,eagerly waits for a punch line.

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What's the difference between Mike Tyson and Anna Nicole Smith? Mike Tyson's not dead.

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Knock knock. who's there? Alex. GO AWAY!!!

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I would rape her

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Why did the football coach go to the bank Answer - to get his quarter back

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Xbox One

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A priest, a rabbi and an imam walk into a bar. They proceed to have an in-depth conversation about interfaith dialogue and no one questions the imam orders of non-alcoholic beverages.

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Have you ever heard about the black man who got shot my a goat? Neither did I.

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I said I hate niiggers

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what did batman say to robin before they got in the car? get in the car

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What's green and looks like a red apple? A green apple

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Hey, guess what? What? Dammit!

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She is so fast We call her Email Instead of Emily...

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