What is 0% sugar, 100% pure, 150% hyperbole, 90% bug-free, has 4815162342 lines of code, autonomous, is awesome, bigger than a breadbox, bread is pain, is bringin' home the bacon, classy, doesn't use the U-word, deja vu, deja vu (oh wait a moment), does barrel rolls doesn't avoid double negatives, doesn't bother with clones, Engage!, Enhanced!, Euclidean!, Excitement!, Exploding creepers, Finally complete!, finger-licking, full of stars, funky LOL, GOTY, Give Us Gordon, Indev, Ingots, and has an End? Minecraft!

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Why did the chicken cross the road? 42

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What did Batman say to Robin before he got in the car> "Get in the car."

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Q: What's black and white and red all over? A: A penguin in a blender.

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This is a sentence. This is also a senctence.

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Did you know there is a whole country occupied with twins? It's called China

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A man looks both ways before crossing the street he gets hit by an airplane

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Q. Why did the chicken cross the road? A. To get hit by a car

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What did the little gril with no arms and no legs get for christmas? Cancer

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Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know, as I wasn't there, and frankly I wonder why a chicken was anywhere near a road anyway

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You know what they called Obama in highschool? Nigge*

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Whats worse than forgetting some thing at the supermarket? your nuts being nail gunned to the wall.

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Today is my birthday.... Goodbye cruel world

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a horse walks into a bar. what does the bartender say? why is there a horse in my bar.

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How do you save a black man from drowning? I don't know GOOD!

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What's the difference between a duck? One of it's feet are both yellow.

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Why did the boy go to the CONCENTRATION camp. He was a Jew

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A man with short term memory loss loses his memory every day. His last memory before his accident is the day he escaped this hostpital and murdered a family of five. He continues to do this every day and he is known in Mexico as cincochico.

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what did batman say to robin? get in the car

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It was a dark night, I was walking home from the shops in town, The wind was whistling through my damp hair, My spine tingled and i tucked my hands under my stinking pits. I felt like someone was watching me, I walked faster the breath was warm on my kneck i turned around. It was gary glitter he pulled down my pants and gave me the best sucky i ever had. We kissed and i tasted the cheese from my knob. In all garry glitter has a giant knob

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A man is balancing on a bar. But it's a bar where people drink so I don't know how that works.

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If one train is heading North at 60 mph, na danother train is heading South at 45 mph, how many waffles are on the roof? The answer is purple, because aliens like coffee.

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Getting up, the 2nd hardest thing in the morning.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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