1.....2.....3.....boom you died

what did the asain have for dinner? A: rice

What's black and red and can go through time. I don't know but you have cancer and are going to die very soon.

Why did the world not end in 2012? Because the Mayans were drunks.

gay people

what has 2 legs and is red all over? Half a cat.

What do you call two gay black men in one sleeping bag? There names

how do you find a ghost? shoot yourself.

Roses are red Violets are blue Most poems rhyme This one doesn't

Q: What can you never see in the light, but you can in the dark? A: Darkness.

Why do black people love watermelon and fried chicken? Honestly who doesn't? Duh! Because most people do! Moral: Not so sure about the coolaid though...

Whats Black White and Red all over? oh, wait. what time were we supposed to meet that landlord?

what is the difference between a jew and a pizza? Pizza's don't scream when there in then oven.

Why didn't the man go to work? He got stabbed.

Why are all blondes dumb? They are not all dumb but constant bullying just saying blondes are just pretty gives them that illogical stereo type

A black man, a Jewish man, and an Indian man are all in the taxi when they were all killed in a car crash. Who was driving the car? The taxi driver.

Oh, right

A black man logs on to facebook. He checks his news feed then logs off

What do you call a guy and two girls are at the bottom of the ocean? A guy and two girls at the bottom of the ocean.

Knock knock Who's there? Be Be who? Be yourself

Roses are gray. Violets are gray. I am a dog.

knock, knock whos there child molestor

Which side of an ostrich has the most feathers? Obviously the outside! Who would be so low educated to even have the idea that an ostrich can have feathers on the inside of it's body?

whats are the similarities between a dolphin and a bus? they both have wheels, aside from the dolphin. it does not,

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