Q: What can you never see in the light, but you can in the dark? A: Darkness.

Why are all blondes dumb? They are not all dumb but constant bullying just saying blondes are just pretty gives them that illogical stereo type

A black man, a Jewish man, and an Indian man are all in the taxi when they were all killed in a car crash. Who was driving the car? The taxi driver.

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What do you call a guy and two girls are at the bottom of the ocean? A guy and two girls at the bottom of the ocean.

A black man logs on to facebook. He checks his news feed then logs off

Roses are gray. Violets are gray. I am a dog.

Knock knock Who's there? Be Be who? Be yourself

Which side of an ostrich has the most feathers? Obviously the outside! Who would be so low educated to even have the idea that an ostrich can have feathers on the inside of it's body?

whats are the similarities between a dolphin and a bus? they both have wheels, aside from the dolphin. it does not,

knock, knock whos there child molestor

An irish man walks out of a bar

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple Plenty of things

How much Is a free app on my market?

Debating on internet is like competing in the paralympics, even if you win you're still retarded

Why was the boy rolling down the hill? Cause he's stupid

What do you get when you cross a spoon and a fork? A spoon crossed with a fork.

thumbs up!

Directions- I would be lost without you. Thank you for always being there for me.

While I was having sex... Just kidding, I can't get laid.

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? "Where's my tractor"

What do you call a nun in a wheelchair? Virgin mobile XD

Knock, knock ... ... No one answers the door because knocks produce a quieter sound than a doorbell and the residents of the house are upstairs watching a movie.

What color was the duck? It had one foot.

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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