Where did Little Billy go after the explosion? Everywhere.

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How old are you like 10? Im 11 so shut the fuck up

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Q: What did the Jewish man find when he turned on his shower? A: gas

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An airplane crashes into a state park. There are no survivors. Susan continues her stroll in the park, considering she is blind, deaf and in a wheelchair, she isn't aware of the nearby disturbance

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Getting raped by a giant scorpion. What's worse than getting raped by a giant scorpion? Getting raped by two giant scorpions

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Knock knock I don't play games, go away! Knock knock How did you get in my house? Knock knock Stay back I have a weapon! Knock knock What are you!!! Knock knock Oh god, someone please help! Knock knock What do you want, I can give you money. Knock knock Just don't hurt my family, please. Knock knock!!! WHO'S THERE!!! I am.

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In particle-joke physics, the antijoke is the extension of the concept of the antiparticle to the joke, where the antijoke is composed of antiparticles in the same way that the normal joke is composed of particles. Furthermore, mixing jokes and antijokes can lead to the annihilation of both, in the same way that mixing antiparticles and particles does.The result of antijoke meeting jokes is an explosion.[1]

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Why did the baby die? Cuz the father had a small dick.

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What do you call it when Justin Bieber has sex with a woman? Intercourse.

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OK. so a guy walks up to another guy and says hi. The other guy said nothing. The other guy said hi again. The guy said nothing The guy got really mad and slapppeed him across the face. Finally the man said PURPLE RABBID COMPUTER TREES!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! and walked away while liking his blue brick.

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What's black and white and red all over? A pile of dead, mixed-race babies.

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Mark Wilson

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Mommy mommy I don't want to see grandma. Shut up and keep digging.

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One time I masturbated by myself

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why did the dog chase it's tail? it has a case of OCD where he was obsessed with catching his tail and would spin until he passed out or threw up.

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Whats worse than runing over a box of kittens? Runing over two boxes of kittens.

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What did the man do after he rented a movie? He watched it

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What is the difference between a circle and a cylinder? dunno

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nipple

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What do you get when you have 10 kids in a church? A lot of rape cases.

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A Guy walks into a bar Ouch

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Why can't we see the wind? Because no one likes you...

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Where did Susie go during the bombing? Everywhere

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You're flying over a lake in your canoe and the wheels fall off. How many pancakes does it take to cover a doghouse? None! because ice-Cream doesn't have legs!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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