- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the turtle cross the road? He was stapled to the chicken.

What do you call a 6 year old with no friends? A Sandy Hook survivor.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It was feeling suicidal due to an existential crisis.

i am and me is i

Statistically speaking, one out if every seven dwarves are unhappy

I get no respect at all. That's because I am a liar and a thief with no redeeming qualities.

What's worse than being raped? Being raped twice.

Why was a group of children being driven away by a black man? Michael was the students bus driver, he was taking them to the zoo.

What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the car? Get in the car

Your time.

Knock Knock! Who's there? No one. No one who? Cares.

your mother hates you

How do you kill the circus? You chop it's head off.

How did the jew win a marathon? Through hard vigorous training by running everyday and eating healthy.

What did the boy with no social skills say to the bully? I KNOW U ARE BUT WHAT AM I

Why wasn't jimmy at Paul's party? He died in a fatal car crash and flew out y The windshield and landed in boiling oil then a dog ate him.

Roses are Red, Violets are Blue.. unless you're color blind...

Roses are orange Violets are grey I love penguins Damn Jews

If you shaved Chuck Norris' beard, you'd find a chin.

What's green and blue that is shaped like the earth? The earth

a man walks into a bar he got hurt

Whats funnier than 24.....25

there are 2 sausages in a pan. one sausage says "wow it's hot in here" and the other sausage says "MY GOD A TALKING SAUSAGE!!!!"

Nobody doesn't like Sarah Lee. There are no humans, at all, anywhere in the world, who do not like Sarah Lee. None. Not even one. They do not exist in reality. Everyone likes Sarah Lee. Everyone.

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