we should name the next hurricane alex rodriguez so it dosent hit any thing

Why couldn't the boy sing? The boy could sing, but the thick layer of duct tape prevented him from doing so.

Do dead Elves know it's Xmas ?

Why did the moogle cross the road? Kupo kupo kupopo!

Why did the chicken cross the road? I threatened to throw a fridge at it

Susan boyle has a belly button, Simon has a belly button, Because its only normal.

Why did little Timmy start crying? He was shot.

Yo mama's so poor, she can no longer handle the down payments on her home and is in great need of financial aid

What did the white doctor say to the black doctor? We both went to medical school.

Roses are black Violets are black Im Helen Keller WWWHHAATTTTT!?!?

An Irishman walks out of a bar

Whats the difference between a black guy and a white guy They both have different skin color

What did the blonde say to the chicken? mmm, delicious

I swear to drunk officer I'm not god.

your mumma so fat she ate a horse and she still had room for dinner

(for comedians) I went to a coffee shop the other day. I ordered a coffee then sat down. Behind me there were two people talking. I didn't eves drop because it's impolite so I drank my coffee and left.

Why was the horse sad? Because it seen a Tesco van in the distance.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To avoid the avoid the nuclear bomb at hiroshima

what's the difference between "rita , sue and bob too ," and rocky II ? rocky II is about boxing

Wanna know something funny? Your face

What did the orphan get for christmas? Glaucoma.

a chicken walks into terry's house he penetrates himn

How do you kill 1000 Ethiopians? Push 1000 Ethiopians off a cliff

What did the farmer say to the woodchucks chucking his wood? Excuse me, not to be rude but i worked very hard splitting and stacking that wood and would appreciate it if you would stop throwing it in the water.

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