- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call love at first sight? A broken heart.

What does it mean when you have big shoes? Either you were genetically born with big feet, or you are wearing sheos that are too big for you.

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How much cocaine did Charlie Sheen do? Enough to end the lives of two male individuals and paralyze the the third male individual from the hip down.

A mexican pedophile stalks a child home. He molests him.

Whats green and has wheels? A green honda

What did God say when he mad another black guy? Danmit i burnt one again.

Why did the blonde become a cannibal? Because she got hungry.

I saw a guy walking down the street like a black person. I just shook my head and smiled. He WAS black.

3 black guys are in the back of a car. Who is driving? A taxi driver

your momma's so fat i almost didn't have sex with her.... almost.

Q: Why's everyone afraid of Friday the 13th? A: Justin Bieber's movie comes out.

One day I was hungry. I ate. I wasn't hungry anymore. Penis.

What do you call a person with no arms or legs? I don't know, that's why I asked you.

What is another way to call a procrastinator? Avery annoyed and bored child who does not want to do her homework and is looking up many different anti-jokes for a laugh. You know who you are...

Why was six afraid of seven? Seven was a registered sex offender.

a man reads his wife a poem "roses are red, violets are blue, and I love you." the wife talks to her brother asking why he changed the poem he said men do that cause they love you. later that night she got pregnant.

Dusters blow stuff.

What do you get when a fat kid eats a donut? A Heart Attack.

What did the one horse say to the other. Nothing because horses can't talk.

What do you get when you cross a black man and a mule. Arrested.

Roses are red, Violets are unicorns, This s h i t doesn't make sense, Refrigerator.

What did the lady find out when she went to the doctor. She had breast cancer.

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