What did Helen Keller do when she found a dead body? Nothing.

What did the skeleton say when he was horny? Nothing. Skeletons are not living and therefore cannot be horny.

Q: Whats the difference between a friend and a bestfriend? A: The other one has best in front of it dumb A$$

why was the boy sleeping in the basement? he was brought over from ethiopia to become a child sex slave and was now being help against his will in a basement

Why did the girl fall off the swing? She has no arms.

Whats so funny? Josh nash's face

- kellen says to bill "your a fruit cake" - bill say to raj "your a gypsy" - raj says to kellen "you have gingevitis" R.I.P kellen 2012

Mary had a big white van, a big white van, a big white van, Mary had a big white van, where did my friend go? (sing the song)

Knock knock. Who's there? Knock. Knock who? Knock knock.

Why did the old woman fall down She got shot

your momma is so fat that she thinks someone hugs her each time she passes through a door

a gay couple walks into a bar and get a drink

Why was the boy sad? He had a frog stapled to his head

Q: Why did the boy go to the orphanage? A: His parents were dead.

Roses are Red, Violets are Blue.. unless you're color blind...

Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven raped and murdered eight's family.

What's green and blue that is shaped like the earth? The earth

when life gives you skittles you take a handful and throw it at someone face and yell taste the rainbow

jay hefti is so cool and alex askew is hot

whats black and white and red all over????? a zebra who got shot

my eyes hurt from what? being open too much

Why couldn't Jenny speak right? Cause she had autism.

Roses are red, violets are blue if God makes us beautiful, Who made you?

When someone throws a rock at you What do you say? A:Oww

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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