- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why is America so great? Because the continent is really large.

what sad about 4 mexican dieing in a car crash??? My car

YOU AINT GOT NO PANCAKE MIX the preacher then bitchslaps the black man

A girlfriend scolds her boyfriend for "sitting on anti-joke all day." He then explains how it is impossible to sit on something that exists purely in digital form and instead noted it would be more correct to say sitting at a desk all day. She complied and saw the error of her ways.

knock knock father: who's there? young man: it's I, your son. father: ....... what? young man: dad let me in, I'm sorry! father: i don't have a son.... young man: but.... i love you... father: get off my porch, my son is dead to me. (whimper, fading footsteps)

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side

Wanna hear a joke? Denver Broncos.

♪ It's raining. It's pouring. ♪ The old man caught pneumonia and died....

One day a man runs into a bar. He is already drunk and jumps through the window. This is illeagal, so he was arrested, stoned and killed.

Why didn't the chicken cross the road? Because it's in a chicken coop.

Why was a small girl found dead in the town park? Because Sallie was a bitch and deserved to die.

Could switching to Geico really save you 15% or more on car insurance? Yes.

Your mom's your dad's wife. Except when she's not.

Why is it that we don't eat clowns? Because in most Western countries cannibalism is illegal.

what do u say when u see your tv floating in the middle of the night? drop it n*****

What's the difference between a taxidermist and an astronomer ? They have a different job.

A slutty deer walks into a bar she then comes out and says wow i cant believe i blew 30 bucks

Why did the chicken cross the road? The chicken would greatly appreciate it if you stayed out of its personal life.

donald................duck for president

What's the difference between a bag of dead babies and a Ferrari? I have a bag of dead babies in my garage.

Why did the man commit suicide? Because he felt he had nothing left to live for

What is more dangerous than heroine? T.J. Lane

What's the opposite of stupid? diputs

your mom is like a lowling ball, she likes to be fingered then thrown back into the gutter

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