Why did the child get hit by a bus? He was blind.

Why did i write an antijoke? Because i can't write real jokes.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The Holocaust.

your momma is so dumb.. ... because she was a slacker in high school but then turned her life around and is now a respected member of society

What's worse than seeing Levi naked? Cancer.

Why was the youtube like bar green? Because the graphics designer felt like making it green. =.=

Why was the little boy's hair messed up on picture day? Because he was brutally stabbed in the face.

What's black, dangerous and sits in a tree ? A crow, with a machine gun !

Knock Knock. Who's there? Not the Twin Towers.

Why doesn't Lucinda have a penis? Because she's Mexican.

A bar walks into a man. The drink orders a bartender. And then the money walks home. End The.

Knock Knock Who's There? Children Protective Services. Your kids are dead.

a man walks into a bar. he orders a single drink, enjoys it, and drives home feeling a bit tipsy, but he was still able to operate his vehicle without an accident or a criminal charge.

HAHA i just read a joke!!! and i liked it! :D to bad you dont know what page it was on... wanna know?... YOUR..... #1 LALALA

Vagina jokes aren't funny, period.

Why was the guy sad? His son killed himself after being constantly bullied for 6 years.

What is worse then not being able to drink your vodka right away A black guy drinking for you

What's worse than the holocaust. I'm a Nazi so the holocaust wasn't actually that bad.

what is big, white, and can't climb a tree? a fridge

what do you get when you cross an African with a Rhinoceros? A rhinoceros.

How did the blond become a pilot? By attending flight school, graduating, applying to an airline to which she subsequently was hired to, taking frequent training courses, and beginning work.

Q: What did the chinese guy say to his friend? A: ??

Where did Mary go after the explosion? Everywhere.

why did the girl fall down someone threw four monkeys and a refrigerator at her

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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