What do democrats and fire have in common? They both do damage

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Roses are Red Toilets are Blue Get out of Me way I Need to POO!

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What's dried up and smells like potatoes? Potato ships and school french fries.

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How do you kill a woman? Let her drive

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What did the black guy do to his neighbor's car while he was away? Wash it for a for as a favor.

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how do you get out of a room with no windows or doors? you don't.

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What do you call the guy who made this page. Answer: A sucker mouth bitch.

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What happens to men who grow up. They are probably taller

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What's black, dangerous and sits in a tree ? A crow, with a machine gun !

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Jews

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Knock Knock. Who's there? Not the Twin Towers.

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What kind of shots I'd John take at night? Insulin, because he's a diabetic.

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Why did Suzie fall of the swing? Because she had no arms. Why did she fall of the second time? I pushed her.

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What did one Chinese man say to the other? ?????

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yous are all f u c k i n g dumb like rat kavanagh

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Why did the batmobile lose a wheel? The joker was raping robin too hard

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Knock, Knock. Who's there? I like Pie. I like Pie who? What do you mean who? Pie isn't a person, it's a thing.

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roses are red violets are blue i am muslim

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Where did Susie go during the bombing? Everyone. - Blake Woodman

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Whats worse than being raped? Being raped and murdered.

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Getting up, the 2nd hardest thing in the morning.

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how do you beat up 3 year old with ease? you beat her up, 3 years can't fight for shit.

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An airplane has 100 bricks on-board. If you drop one brick, how many bricks would be left? 99 -------------------------------------------------------------------- How do you put a giraffe inside a refrigerator? Open the refrigerator, put the giraffe inside, close the refrigerator. -------------------------------------------------------------------- How do you put an elephant inside a refrigerator? Open the refrigerator, take out the giraffe, put the elephant inside, close the refrigerator. -------------------------------------------------------------------- The Lion King gathered all the animals from the land to a meeting. Everyone came, except one. Who was the animal? The elephant. He's still inside the refrigerator. ------------------------------------------------------------------- You want to cross a river, but you know that there are crocodiles there. There is no bridge, vines to swing from, etc. How do you cross the river? Swim across the river. The crocodiles are at the meeting with The Lion King. ------------------------------------------------------------------- So you swimmed over the river, but how did you still die? You were hit by the brick falling from the airplane.

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Why did the guy crash his car? Because he didn't want to crash his truck.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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