- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Anti-Joke Triceratops

Q: what did the nazi say to the other nazi A: hallo

Why can't Helen Keller conduct a Train. Because she is dead.

Knock knock. Who’s there? Your son. Your son who? DAD WHY CAN’T YOU ACCEPT THE FACT THAT I AM GAY!

I didn't choose the thug life... I got a job.

Why do birds fly south in winter? Because its too far to go walking.

You’re so dumb that many individuals find your intelligence inferior.

What happened to the deaf, dumb, and blind kid? I don't know. Niether does he.

Q. How do you break into a store that's closed? A. You walk in, I was lying about it being closed.

Knock knock Who's there? 7. And if that's you in there, 6, you better start praying.

How do you have se with hellen keller? Very sweetly

In Soviet Russia my freedoms are severally restricted by communism.

What did the virgin get for her birthday? Aids

One time I masturbated by myself

what do you call jerry sandusky with a kid in a shower jerry sandusky

Why did the chicken cross the road? To find some grain.

I dont hate you Lets just say if you were on fire and i had water id drink it

Women's rights

A: What do you call a Jew with only one arm on Christmas? B: An amputee.

A. Knock Knock B. Welcome!

Two cannibals were eating a man, one at the top and one at the bottom. The cannibal at the top said, "are you having fun down there?" The cannibal at the bottom said, "yeah, I'm having a ball!"

What did the cat say to the dog? Meow

Know what people hated the most? 9-11

Why did the chicken cross the road? He didn't. Our fast paced American society holds little value for birds of any species and this particular chicken was flattened by Ford F-150.

Q: What do you get when you stand a blonde on her head? A: HORSE DICK

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