What did the ketchup say to the mustard? Nothing they're just condiments.

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my name is CC im a little bit retarted but i only drink my own urin and sometimes i like to have a big dinner with poop urin and my friends urin CC for life!!!

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didnt it hit a poll and died of brain damage the next day

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If quizzes are quizzical, what are tests? A question and answering session of information used to test knowledge of a specific idea or person.

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An Asian Man Has His Eyes Wide Open

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I'm a fork. Fork you!!

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whats the difference between a mexican and a fish? one is a human being while the other is a fish, what did you expect?

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what do you call a man with no legs? An ambulance as he seem to be bleeding very heavily.

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What's upside down? umop apisdn

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Your mama is so fat that when she farted she called it global warming

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What do flowers and people have in common? They both die.

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Q: what happed to the squirrel that lost his nuts? A: it died

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What do you call a bear with no fur? A taco.

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A man attempts to sign in to PlayStation Network... And succeeds, proceeding to enjoy the console's numerous award winning exclusive titles such as LittleBigPlanet and Uncharted 2, along with utilizing the system's Blu Ray capabilities and playing with his friends online in an absolutely free network, on what many consider to be the superior console to the Xbox 360.

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Knock knock Who's there Knock knock Who's there Knock knock Who's there Never mind

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Roses are red Violets are blue Vodka is less Than dinner for two

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What do Tiger Woods and Charlie Sheen have in common? They are both celebrities.

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What do you call a man with no heart? Dead

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You're mother is so retarded that I probably shouldn't be making fun of her because it would be considered discriminatory.

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Chuck Norris was once approached by a woman for whom he had to fight a man to obtain all while doing a mundane activity in an unorthodox manner. He promptly declined for he is married and told the man he only fights for self-defense. He proceeded to put his pants on one leg at a time like everybody else.

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What did Frankenstein say to Dracula? Hey, that's a nice cape.

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What did Helen Keller name her children? Nothing, since she didn't have any.

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Q: What do racists call a disgusting filthy monkey that savagely jumps around in the jungle and steals white chicks? A: The same as the rest, Donkey Kong.

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69- by Adam Chebali

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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