How many blondes does it take to screw in a light bulb? Well, if the socket were 20 feet in the air, it might take 4 blondes with really good balance. Then again, it might not matter how many blondes there are due to transportation issues. (What if there are no replacement light bulbs in the house, and the nearest store was 10 miles away? It would be ridiculous to expect someone to walk twenty miles to replace a light bulb) In conclusion, I would say that the number of blondes it takes to screw in a light bulb is dependent on the individual situation at hand.

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Your mom is so ugly that she was mercilessly bullied throughout high school which led to severe depression and low self-esteem, however she went to college, got a career, found a man who loved her for who she is, not how she looks, and raised a family happily ever after.

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What did the poor family eat for thanksgiving? Food

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Terrorist jokes make me explode with laughter.

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Your mom is so fat that when she went to the Doctors, He said she was slightly over weight

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What do a black man and an apple have in common? They are both carbon based life forms.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, i got 5 Fingers, the middle ones for you ?

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What is the easiest method of making multiple women fall head over heels in your presence? Have a wingman help you raise a rope at the start of a women's running race.

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Why did someone see a penguin walking in the desert? They were dreaming, because Penguins waddle and live in the Arctic.

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I share two rooms with my mother.

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Have you seen the painting by Stevie Wonder? It's a Monet and this museum's most prized piece. Just kindly ask Mr. Wonder to step aside a bit.

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Your momma's so fat she died five years ago.

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A man goes into a bar. What are mangos doing in a bar?

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How do you save a black man from drowning? You throw him a flotation device.

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What do you call white people that live in a trailer park? Residents.

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What do the villagers say when they see Tarzan swinging into town? Look, here comes Tarzan! What do the villagers say when they see Tarzan swinging into town with sunglasses on? Nothing. They don't recognize him.

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Why was the little boy upset? He was on fire.

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YOU

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Doris was putting up Christmas lights when he noticed the bulb's suddenly came on. He was puzzled at first, as he hadn't plugged them in. He climbed down the ladder and found that it was his son, Robby who had plugged the lights in.

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*spongebob voice* 25

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What do you get when you cross something with another thing that one would normally not cross with the aforementioned noun? A better love story than Twilight.

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This sentence is false.

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whats worse than vegetables? Fisting Grandmas

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i have an apple. now suck my dick

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