- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call two gay black men in one sleeping bag? There names

A: my name is Joe and i like onion B: ok

What has feet but cannot walk? What has a beak but cannot peck? What has wings but cannot fly? A dead bird.

Scenario: A man is being mugged in an alley Mugger: Give me your wallet! I have a gun! Victim: You don't have the balls. Mugger: Oh yeah! I have 3 balls! Victim: Well I have 2, you should probably get that checked.

What's better than your mom dying? Chocolate Cake.

There are 2 women at a bus stop. One of them has a swollen belly. The pregnant woman says to the other one, "I'm expecting a baby." The other woman responds, "That's too bad. I'm expecting a bus, at least that'll help me."

Six Jews get on a train. They all safely arrive at their locations.

Why did the black man buy watermellon? Because he was having a barbecue in his suburban neighborhood and he wanted some fruit.

Roses are Red Violets are dog I'm Senile Flower tastes like frog.

Two Poles are walking down the street. One says "Look out, I think that's dog shit." The other man thanks him and avoids the excrement.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the first monkey. Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? Peer pressure.

Bradley is Sexi;P just kidding!!! fatty

Knock Knock Who's there? Orange Orange who? Sorry, what? your door is kind of thick.

An irish man stumbles out of a bar.

Why did the chicken stop in the middle of the road? To get to the other side.

Ask me if im a tree? No

Faithful men.

The Rock: What is your name? Jeff: My name is... The Rock: IT DOESN'T MATTER WHAT YOUR NAME IS!

Three aliens land in the middle of New York City. There is a huge media story about the first extraterrestrial life to be discovered on Earth.

Why did the bus driver have a bad day? Someone threw a washing machine filled with radios but containing no soap at his bus. Then, a kid stapled a frog to his face. His wife died of terminal cancer.

children burning

Q. Why doesn't Michael Jackson like toast? A. Because he's dead.

you ever hear the joke about the rabbi, the pope and an elephant? No? well its a good one...

why did the blond sop at a red light? because it was red.

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