- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you wake up your friend in a reasonable manor? you beat the shit out of him

What`s red and smells like blue paint? A sunburned baby drinking green paint.

why did the girl eat a banana? because she was hungry

what the difference between a kettle with a fever and a wooden mallet? I don't remember how the joke ends but your mothers a whore

What did God say when he saw the first black man? What a wonderful creation I have made.

A man walks up to another man and asks what time it is. He then replies " It's 2:00" The man then pulls out a sandwich and eats it

How do you get four gay guys to sit on a stool? Ask them kindly to do so. Their sexual orientation is of little to no importance in this situation.

baby seal walks into a club

Q- Who is the life of the party? A- hannah schane

What did the white guy tell the black guy? You are my equal and, as such, are entitled to the same things I am.

why didn't the chicken cross the road? there are no roads in factory farms.

What's black and hangs from a rope on a tree in my backyard? A tire swing.

What did the man say to the drug dealer? I'd like some drugs

A father teaches his son to ride a bike. Father: Don't stop or you'll fall. Son: Ok, dad. They have a nice time,

So I went to my grandmothers house at 7 and left at 8.

What has legs but may never walk? A Vietam Vet

A man walks into a bar. The bar is closed and the man is a thief. The police are promptly called in fear that the situation may become increasingly dangerous.

Three blondes are stranded on an island. They all die from starvation.

What do you call a puppy that has been left in the cold? A puppsicle

doctor doctor i have been having a sore head recently . doctor : have you hurt your head yes

Your momma's so fat that she has a body fat percentage of 37 and is clinically overweight.

What is invisible and smells like carrots? The smell of Carrots. Pretty sure you can't see smells.

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: He was wandering because he was lost and got hit by a car in the process.

You're at a funeral & your phone goes off and the ringtone is dead and gone

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