- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A 2 lb ball and a 10 lb ball are dropped at the same time. Which hits the ground first? They both hit the ground first. Go ahead and try it. Go on. Now. If you are still reading you really want to know if anything else is going to happen. Well nothing exciting. Just a potato. 0 looks like a potato

Why was the boy dad? Because he was taken advantage of by an older woman during ovulation and impregnated her.

Cows are land manatees.

Why did little Jimmy cry when his Rolls Royce got destroyed? Because his parents were in it.

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First joke of the most-disliked area; 9/11 joke. First joke of the most popular area; Holocaust joke. "You shouldn't joke about 9/11 you sick bastard people died" -Said all Americans ever.

Q. what did the gay man say about the smoothie? A. he said "that is soooo good"

Roses are red violets are orange......... Wait did I do that wrong?

Why did the grandmother lock her grandson in the closet? Because she didn't love him.

What do you call a blue baby at the bottom of a pool? Dead.

Gingers.

Whys it so cold? Nuclear winter.

A man walks into a bar. The man says,"ouch, how could I have not seen the bar."

a black guy with a parrot on his shoulder was walking down the street. another man asked, "where did you get him?" The parrot said, "theres tons of them in africa."

Why do you always loose your keys at monster truck rally's? Most likely because they fell out during all the excitement of jumping up and down, but the real reason is because they are afraid of monster cars.

I was visiting my grandad the other day and my phone died, I was really bored, he told me I rely too much on technology I replied with 'no you do' and Unplugged his life support

You're momma's so fat..Oh wait she's not.

Why did the child get cancer? Because there was a family history of it.

I just can't stand sitting down!

What did Super man say when the bullets didn't hurt him? That didn't hurt.

-What do you call it when a female and male are together? - A very serious relationship.

What is long and hard that a bride gets on her wedding night? An erect penis.

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