Whats better then free candy from a guy in a van? Trying to find his lost puppy so his kids don't cry.

A planes crashes on the US-Canada border. The survivors are promptly taken to a hospital nearby to be treated for their injuries.

There was a fat man crying. I just told him the local Mc D's was arson attacked.

Yo mama has had so many kidney stones she has to be on a water diet.

a man is running away

Who lives in a pineapple under the sea? There aren't pineapples in the ocean.

What is red and cry's? A baby chewing on a razor blade

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What did batman say to robin before they got in the car Get in the car

Why does Jeremy Kyle love his job? Because he gets to make idiots look like bigger idiots.

roses are red violets are blue hey fu i'm making stew out of my own poo

Can Helen Keller keep a secret? No, she didn't hear it in the first place

Q: what did the man say to the woman? A: hi

Your future.

Stare at the person nearest to you and say "sprinkles" with the straightest face possible.

Why did the woman cross the road? She didn't. They are no roads in the kitchen.

How do you stop a clown from smiling? Hit him in the face with an ax.

Q.why is there so much drama? A.it's a reality tv show.

How did the 8 year old child die? He was raped at the age of 7 and given the STD of AIDS. His clock then started as his family cried about his final days of his life.

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KNOCK KNOCK who's there? hello is anybody there? hello?....... .....the number your trying to reach has been removed please hang up the door knob and put the squirrel back in the lawnmower were belongs

What do you call a guy and two girls are at the bottom of the ocean? A guy and two girls at the bottom of the ocean.

an athiest walks into a church

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