- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's black,white, and red all over? Nothing, because if it is completely covered in red then it can only be red.

What's black can run really fast and jump really high? A panther

Q:Why did the bunny run up the hill? A:Because he can't run under it.

What did the guy say to the blonde? "You're a blonde."

how do you beat the system? throw your xbox out a window.

Why was the Mexican smart? Because he was very well educated and went to college, and got a Ph.D

What's the difference between a black man and a park bench? A black man is a human, with feelings, living cells and a loving and devoted family, while a park bench is made from wood and metal and used purely for people to sit on. In parks.

What did one volcano say to the other? Hey.... wana get some lunch... later, not now of course it's WAAAAY TOO EARLY!

Why did the 6 year old girl go to therapy? Because her step dad raped her.

You idiot.

why does Chuck Norris never get wet in the rain? Because he has a very serviceable umbrella

doctor,doctor my eyesight is getting worse, you are certainly right, this is the post office

your momma so dumb she put a battery up her but and said i got the power!!!

What kind of cheese isn't yours Nacho Cheese actually it depends on the type of cheese that you stole due to your kleptomania

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? An apple up your ass, a penis in your ramen, finding out you have herpes, or many other scenarios. In short, there are many things worse than finding a worm in your apple.

Why did the crocodile cross the road? It is actually highly improbable that such a large reptile would be in a residential area where such roads would exist.

What did the duck wear to go swimming? A bathingsuit!

How did the blond become a pilot? By attending flight school, graduating, applying to an airline to which she subsequently was hired to, taking frequent training courses, and beginning work.

If you driving a jetski and the wheeles fall off how many screws does it take to fix the dog house? BLUE PAINT

OMG this actually works! 1. Hold your breath for 5 minutes 2. Die

A man climbs up a tree. Once he reaches the top he is scared and thus incapable of getting down.

What is the worst part about being a blonde? Random green painted strangers throw forks at you claiming it will confuse you, because they got it off of an anti joke website!

Did you know Helen Keller had a swing set? Because she didn't.

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