When life gives you melons, you're dyslexic.

How did the gay guy greet the other gay guy? Nice to meet you.

one time there was a fukc then it taked a shat potated pancocks cancer is fuCk 18 why did the cock cross the choad? fUcK

What's Red and Invisible? No Tomatos

Tiger Woods isn't a Tiger, He's a lion cheeta.

What do you call a fat kid who eats twinkies. Otto Hintz`````

Whats green and has wheels? A green honda

Rachel not blowing Robert.

Marrage s like a card game. You start off with 2 hearts and 1 diamond. You end up wishing for a club and a spade!

I can't hear music. I am a sentence.

What is something you would not normally find in a china cabinet? Japan

Why did the woman lie down? She was dead

What's black and white and red all over? Nothing, becuse if something is red all over it cannot be black nor white.

A blonde, brunette and redhead are walking in the forest when they come across a set of tracks. The brunette says, "Those are dear tracks." The redhead says, "Those are elk tracks." The blonde says, "Those are moose tracks." They are then hit by bus.

Q: What can you never see in the light, but you can in the dark? A: Darkness.

Where was I born? Pakistan. You?

There once was a man who couldn't finish any sente

Who is blue and smells like green paint? Matt Daly

Rigo your a stupid ass

Why is the little boy so smart? He tries in school and hes asian

What's the difference between Sony and Kony? Sony is a company which produces electrical appliances and Kony is a Ugandan Warlord.

why did the deer jump, because there was something in it's way

What did Batman say to Robin before getting in the batmobile? Robin, get in the batmobile

Your mother is so fat that when she steps on a scale it shows her a weight that she is not very satisfied with

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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