a. how did you shoot the rabbit? b. with my banana

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What is black, white and red all over? A black man has been shot and a white paramedic is standing over him trying to save his life.

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Donald Trump

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Roses are black Violets are white I'm colorblind

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Your Mom

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Knock knock whos there? A dead black man ... i farted

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Priority parking for hybrid cars

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once upon a time there was a girl named katie. she walked across the road. she got hit by a truck. now she's in heaven. the end,.

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What's black and can't climb trees? A parking lot

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whats red and bad for your teeth... A brick.

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why did the asian go to the bar? they were told they could drive better when drunk how much worse could they get

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What do you call a guy and two girls are at the bottom of the ocean? A guy and two girls at the bottom of the ocean.

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A cannibal went for a walk and he passed his brother.

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Did the boy ever tell you how he died? Trick questions he's dead, deceased bodies can't talk.

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a man is running away

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You heard about that piece of shit that says no all the time? Yes, I bet you haven't though. no.

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Friend's are like pinguins, they both die when you stab them in the heart.

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I want to tie a baby to the back of a truck then reverse into a wall.

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Why did the little girl fall off the swings? Because at the climax point in the swing, gravity is making a much larger affect on you because you are pulling farther away from the earth as well as positioning your body in a way where it is awkward and unstable to support your body, which greatly increases the chance of you falling off and landing on the ground.

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What's silent but deadly? Limnic Eruption.

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knock knock who's there? John Oh, come in then

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What has 3 legs? An abnormal human.

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wheres binladin? at the bottom of the sea wanking over amy winehouse

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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