roses are blue, violets are red, im colorblind

What is black and red? Something that is black and red.

What was the joke about that woman with altsimers again? Ironically I forgot.

Why did the man stop having seizure? Because his condition was recognized and he was properly medicated.

How many Jews can you fit in an ashtray? None

Everytime God shuts a door, he opens a window, at the 122th floor of a skyskraper.

Q: What's your favorite song? A: Not one in particular. I like all kinds of music.

What did Anne Frank say to the Nazis who found her? Please be gentle.

.......ah shit i forgotten the joke

A man walks in on his wife blowing Bubbles. Two weeks later they are divorced.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

Roses are red, Violets are Violate and not fucking blue.

who lives in a pinaple under the sea? japanesse people!

Printing billions of counterfeit dollars...in ones.

You have such a big heart (Girlfriend) The doctor's think dangerously so (Guy)

What can fly for only a short period? A jumper.

Hey, you know what sucks about being blind? You can see.

SHINEE IS BACK PART HARD

What do you call a dead, black child? Dead.

What did the black man say to the young white woman during sex? you are a wonderful woman

The joke below this comment is stupid. Lets go Mets

*Knock knock! "Who's there?" "Jehovah's witness" .....

like a someboyyyyyyyyyyyy

What did the bowl of cereal say? Can I have some milk?

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