What do you get when you cross a Poodle with a cupcake? Stop looking at these anti-jokes and get back to work.

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man 1 walks by man 2 man 1 says hey buddy whats up man 2 responds do i know you man 1 says no but i saw you seeing a movie on friday man 2 says oh cool but wasn't that movie great man 1 responds ya and man 1 and man 2 become best friends plus man 1 only liked man 2 because he was rich!!!

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What happens when a black man is alone the KKK appears

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A man attempts to sign in to PlayStation Network... And succeeds, proceeding to enjoy the console's numerous award winning exclusive titles such as LittleBigPlanet and Uncharted 2, along with utilizing the system's Blu Ray capabilities and playing with his friends online in an abosolutely free network, on what many consider to be the superior console to the Xbox 360.

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Johnny woke up christmas morning, went downstairs and opened his presents to find he had an iPhone, iPad,Ps3 Laptop, the full lot. Then his mate came around and Johnny bragged about all the stuff he had got. Then his mate replied," I wish i had cancer".

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Why did the boy rip out all of his hair? He was insane.

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When your scuba diving why do u jump off backwards beacause if u jump forwards than u witll still be in the boat!!!!!!

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Q:What did the giraffe say to the sunflower? A:I like your shoelaces!

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Hey, I'm Schrödinger, and this is crazy! But here's a sealed box... the cat lives, maybe...

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If a tree falls in a forest and only one women is there to hear it, does i make a sound? Trick question: there's no forests in kitchens.

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Why did the tight shirted Asian man spend all his time on his knees? Because when he was 12 he was forced to work in a textile factory where he lost his lower legs.

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How many people live in China? At least ten.

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Q: What's the difference between a vampire and a lawyer? A: A lot of things.

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Bill:What do you get when you cross a panda and an eagle? Joe:I don't know what? Bill: Is that even possible?

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Why does Santa Clause eat cookies? Because cookies not part of a balanced diet.

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Why was the middle-aged doctor morbidly obese? He liked bacon and was severely hypocritical.

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jacob mckeand sucks his own dick, lol jokes, he has jamie for that

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Lets go Yankees

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Why was the kid crying? Cause he had a frog stapled to his face.

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What did the boy with no arms and legs get for Christmas? Cancer.

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What happened after the man walked off the cliff? Nothing. It was a foot tall.

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Why does Michael J. Fox make the best milkshakes? He uses only the finest ingredients.

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What do you call a medical student who finishes last in his class? Doctor.

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Why was Sally's dad crying? Because Sally got raped. Why was Sally crying? Her dad raped her.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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