Three blondes walk into a bar. I prematurely ejaculate.

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why did the little boy fall over? he was hit in the face by a salmon.

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Why did the pumpkin stop using the jack hammer? Pumpkins cannot use power tools since they are nothing but orange gourds. But, [for sport] say this ‘pumpkin’ was incarnate; one could assume he was done with his demolition work. He then would return the portable drill to the rental facility and get his deposit back.

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What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? Nothing, we eat pizza and we respect Jews.

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What do you call love at first sight? A broken heart.

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Why did the gambler sell his house? Because he needed money to pay for male hookers.

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What did the Lightning Bolt say to the Thunder Cloud? WATTSup?

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How many gays does it take to change a light bulb? 1, even if hes not happy im sure he would still be able to change it.

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What did the mute say to his friend? Nothing.

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What does it mean when you have big shoes? Either you were genetically born with big feet, or you are wearing sheos that are too big for you.

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Whats red and hurts your teeth? A brick

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elen degeneres is straight....

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Where did Jimmy go during the bombing? An underground shelter where he would be kept from harm.

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What is the difference between a pile of dead babies and a ferrari? I dont have a ferrari in my garage.

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Why did no one throw a fridge at the boy on the swing? Because fridges are heavy.

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What's orange and sounds like a parrot? An orange parrot

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Why did the girl drop out of school? She was being sexually assaulted by her mothers alcoholic boyfriend and was having trouble coping.

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what'd one jew say to the other jew? i cant eat this its ham. (sounds better when said with disappointed jew voice)

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Why couldn't the basketball player jump anymore? Because he broke his back.

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Why are black people good at basketball? Because they train hard and practice daily.

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VAGINA.

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whats worse then girls playing sport ? girls cutting grass

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Why did the black family cry? Tyler Perry died

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what's worse than getting raped the guy who raped you has aids

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