- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What happens when you shoot a bear and you kill it? It dies.

What did the Russian scientist say to the British scientist when he saw two black guys enter a strip club? "Two black guys entered the strip club"

The town was so small. The ferris wheel was green.

How do you get a blind man out of a tree? Yes.

Q: Who lives in a pinaple under the sea? A: Garry

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Where did Suzy go during the bombing? Everywhere

What happens when a scientist tells you a lie? It's not true.

roses are red violets are blue i forgot what i was gonna say my dad is an engineer

What did the little boy get for christimas? Nothing because he's a selfish asshole.

What did the blind man say to the deaf man? Can you speak up? I cant hear you!

Dyslexics have more nuf!

Jesus Christ dude. Wait, aren't you Jewish?

2 persons in an elevator then, one guy says: dude! smells like your sister! and the other guy is not there

You know what they say... Big feet Lawn-mower

Why did the blonde flunk out of school? Because she was a fucking idiot.

Chuck Norris can cook ramen noodles with a microwave.

Why is the duck? Because it has two feet the same.

I went to the zoo the other day there was only one dog in it, it was a shitzu. By Nathan Luque CARROTS!!!

roses are red and violets are in fact violet

What did the doctor say to the female car crash victim? Nothing she was dead when he walked in the room.

Why did Chuck Norris cross the road? People cross roads all the time, each for their own personal reasons. Questioning their motives is generally accepted as being unnecessary, as it is a relatively safe action as log as one is careful and heeds the laws of traffic.

What do you call an anorexic with a yeast infection? A quarter ponder with cheese.

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