Whats the worst way to find out your married. Hungover

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Why did the fat man fall off the balcony? He didn't, I pushed him.

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What's green and red and goes a hundred miles an hour? A frog in a blender.

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Your Mommy is a gas pump.

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How much does a Polar Bear weigh? Approximately 500 lbs

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Knock Knock Who's There Your doctor... You have Aids

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Why was six afraid of seven? Because your a fag.

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Q: what is the difference between a baby stroller and a black man. A: I don't try and hit black men when they cross the street.

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What would George washington do if he was still alive He isn't so we dont have to worry about that.

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what do you do when you see a black guy with half a face. call an ambulance because hes most likely in serious pain

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Q-What do you call a woman in the kitchen? A- A woman making me a damn sammich thats what.

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A man is flailing his arms in the ocean. Help me, I'm drowning!, he screams. Some dude runs into the water, drags the man out, and is proclaimed a Hero.

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What's the difference between a truckload of bowling balls and a truckload of dead babies? You can't unload a truckload of bowling balls with a pitchfork.

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A man walks into a bar and poops his pants. He left because of the embarrassment.

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Whats the differwnce between a little girl and a fridge? The fridge doesnt scream when i put meat in it

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If a quiz is a quizical then what is a test? an Exam.

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Roses come in a variety of colors.

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Q) How many blondes does it take to screw in a light bulb? A) It shouldn't take more than one person to do this task, regardless of hair color.

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Why did the Billy flunk the test? His parents were killed in a refridgerator

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Antijokes?! More like Antijakes!!!

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What do you have when you take the gun, badge and uniform away from a cop? A man in his underwear.

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How do I get to Carnegie Hall? The address is 881 Seventh Avenue at 57th street in New York. it's beside the Russian Tea Room and almost directly across from the IESE school of business. The Russian Tea Room has a large bright red awning out front and a large carving of three dancing bears on the face of the building, the bears are covered in gold leaf. You can't miss it.

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-Will you follow the live coverage of 86th Acacemy Awards? -No. -Are you anti-semitic?

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If three men were rowing a rowboat backwards across your front lawn, and six of the four back wheels fell off, how many pancakes does it take to cover a dog house? 17 because footballs don't have feathers.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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