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Why didn't the chicken cross the road Because the light said don't walk

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So a bunch of blondes are in a group and a murder comes by and sais, "if you want to live, answer a question right." so the blondes pick there smartest on. the first question is, what is 9+4... the blonde answers five, the crowd goes "give her another chance giver her another chance, same thing happens, she gets it wrong and the crowd goes "give her another chance, give her another chance." the murderer sais "ok fine this is your final guess, what is 2+2" the blonde goes "uuhhhhhh... 4?" And the whole crowd goes "give her another chance give her another chance

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What does a gay horse eat? Carrots

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what du u call a aplle raisni in the hotr sun? graep duahahahahahahejejejejejejahahahejejejwyan

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So two cannibals are eating a clown. Cannibal one: Does this taste funny to you? Cannibal two: Considering that this man was a clown he must have been in poverty so he resulted to being an alcoholic and maybe over dosed on over the counter drugs. Cannibal one: Thank you for that reasonable answer.

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Where do pimps go when they retire? Idaho.

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a jewish man walks down the street a hispanic man walks down the street a black man walks down the street an irish man walks down the street and into a pub

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What do you call a dog with no legs? Max

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Do you know what's hilarious? Not rape.

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What did God say when he saw the first black man? What a wonderful creation I have made.

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Why did the man follow the law? He didn't want to get arrested

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whats worse than finding the holocaust on your forehead? a mono brow

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What do you call a black person with white legs ? Ashy

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Q - What do you call a hamburger without pickles? A - You call it a hamburger just without the pickles.

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whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? not having an apple to find a worm im

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Where did the cow go? To the slaughter house!!!

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Why couldn't the kid get in to see the pirate movie? It was rated PG-13, and he was only 11. Plus, he had no money, and his mother didn't want him watching movies like that.

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Knock Knock *opens the door*

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What's the difference between a muffin and a scone? One's a muffin.

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Why did the pervert cross the road? His dick was stuck in the chicken

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A duck walks up to a lemonade stand, and says nothing. Ducks are incapable of speech and therefore it would be physically impossible for a duck to say anything. Where the duck walks up to does not partake in the matter.

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No one walks into a bar... because it was closed.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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