- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Can a nine iron? No, but a tucan.

how did the asian man get on the internet? by opening his internet browser just like everyone else

Why did the Asian eat rice? Because its food

What did the car do? CRASH!

What did the black guy do to his neighbor's car while he was away? Wash it for a for as a favor.

A man walks into a bar and says ouch.

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Where's my tractor?

Bob: Hey Jim, what's up? Jim: Obviously the sky, oh and i see a few planes too. by the way why are you asking me why don't you just look up?

Knock knock Who's this? Your neighbor Yes can I help you? Hi, I'm new around here, can you help me find the closest gas station? Turn right over there pass 2 traffic lights it will be on your left Okay, thank you You're welcome

Why was six afraid of seven? Seven was pursuing his dream of becoming the world's best circus clown, which six developed a fear of in a tragic circus accident which occured in his childhood. Therefore, six was afraid of seven.

How many dead babies does it take to paint a house? It depends how hard you throw them.

Q: What did the farmer say when he coudn't find his tractor? A: "where's my tractor?"

A horse walks into a bar. The Bartender says "Why the long face?" The Bartender is then put into a lunatic asylum for hallucinating and trying to communicate with said hallucinations.

What's worse then breaking your xbox? Going on a 24 kill streak and having itchy balls.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Well it doesn't matter because he got hit by a bus before he could even make it.

Why did little Johnny fall off his swing? He had no arms.

Why do you never see hippopotamus hiding in trees? They are really good at it.

I called your friend gay and he hit me with his fist because he was angry at me for using gay in a derogatory way.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It had places to be

What do you call a black doctor? A doctor you racist

Why did the man go to sleep at 9:30? Because his mom told him to

Hehe and Haha are best friends. One day, Haha died. What did Hehe do? He said "Haha! you died!"

What do Helen Keller and Stevie Wonder have in common? They're both well known figures who have inspired many.

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