Q: How many dead babies can you fit in a bath tub? A: This question has many different possible answers due to the range of sizes and shapes of bath tubs available on the market, and also depending on the size of the baby in question. It is therefore only possible to give a specific example.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

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Womans profesional lacrosse

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My friend who's a chef was stabbed by his own kitchen knife, everyone said it would be in bad taste to joke about it.

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Roses are red. Violets are blue. I'm schizophrenic. And so am I!

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dildos are red, vaginas are blue, mother, what have I done to you?

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Whatsup?! Your grandpas chance of dying.

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God

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How many dead babies does it take to paint a house? Depends on how hard you thro them

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What's funnier than seeing a baby falling from the empire state building? Stopping his speed with a shovel

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A pregnant woman walked into a bar what did she say? Can i have a drink

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What'sucks and white Jackson

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The big male boar went out the forest, saw a group of women and start to swank.

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How many Jews can you fit in a car? Anywhere from 2-8, depending on the size of the vehicle.

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What kind of cheese isn't yours Nacho Cheese actually it depends on the type of cheese that you stole due to your kleptomania

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I watched The Pianist last night? Holocaust

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A man walks into a bar. He is then rushed to the emergency room for severe blunt force trauma to the head and multiple cranial fractures. After years of mental therapy the man re-gains full cerebral capabilities and is extremely cautious to keep an eye out for potentially dangerous bars that present a threat to his fragile reconstructed skull.

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What's funnier than 68 69

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What did the heart surgeon say to the brain surgeon? We are both surgeons

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Hey, did you hear about the guy who got his left arm and left leg cut off? Yeah, it was pretty brutal. His right arm and right leg got cut off, too.

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a man i knew who was a real jerk was about to drive home drunk. i was trying to stop him, but then he punched me in the face. i let him through. he died that night. i texted him all the way

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Q. What is black and nobody cares when they step on it? A. Asphalt

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Why were the kids screaming? They were being chased by a giant ferocious spiny lobster.

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What do you get if you have 59 apples in your right hand and 74 pints of ice cream in your right? Large hands.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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