what do you call a bee that makes milk? A BOObee

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A:how many notzies dose it change a light bulb B:none they made the jewish do it. :(

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women's rights

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How dead people are in a graveyard? All of them

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why did the cookie go to the doctor? he had to get a physical to be eligible for his school's football tryouts. his mom drove him there but was very careful not to get his hopes up too high since his chances of actually making the team were slim to none based on the fact that he had no arms or legs but only succulent chocolate chips in every bite.

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Waiter. there's a fly in my soup! I apologize, I'll bring you a new one immediately.

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Why was Osama Bin Laden killed? Because he couldn't dodge all the bullets in time

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Knock Knock! Who's there? ... THE DOOR!!

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A man climbs up a tree. Once he reaches the top he is scared and thus incapable of getting down.

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What's more fun than a negative pregnancy test? Nothing.

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Gay jokes aren't funny Cum on guys

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How do you get a bent nail out of a board? You carefully pry it out with the back of the hammer.

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What do you get when you cross Sir Elton John with a sabertooth tiger. I don't know but you better keep it away from your ass.

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How do you tell if a kitten is alive? Throw it at the wall.

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How do you make someone to go away from you? You rape them How do you get santa to not give you presents anymore? You rape him How do you get the easter bunny to stop coming to your house? Friend: you rape him? No, you ask him politly to leave.

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Why is siracha taste so good on chicken? Because it compliments the meat.

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Goats are like mushrooms, if you shoot a duck, I'm scared of toasters. -----------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------

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tobi packs fudge+parkers gay-sami

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How did Elmo get his show? Because the kids loved his furry ass and hoped to be on with dorthy

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Moral: Sure, your number is the one that ends with 853 right? Do not reply if I am right. Moral2: BECAUSE TOP COMMENT... AND SERIOUSLY, THAT NUMBER BETTER END WITH 69 AFTER I CALL YOU! DO NOT REPLY

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Why was the blonde in the bathroom for 2 hours. She had to pee really bad.

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1 fish 2 fish red fish wait why is the fish red , oh I forgot I killed it

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why did the bus crash the driver was an alcoholic and was drunk he killed 8 people upon impact.

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What's 6 + 9? 15.

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