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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: "How does a monkey hide in a jungle?", A:"Paint its balls red and sit in a cherry tree" , Q:"What is the loudest noise in the jungle?", A: "A native picking cherries"

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What are crabs with out the crabs Nothing hahahahaha

Why did the plane crash? Cause the pilot was a loaf of bread.

What did the japanese man say to the other Japanese man? I like your eyes.

How do you get a hot blonde to do your laundry? At knife point.

whats the difference between a black guy and and an asian person... who cares kill them both

Why was a group of children being driven away by a black man? Michael was the students bus driver, he was taking them to the zoo.

An owl and a squirrel are sitting in a tree, watching a farmer go by. The owl turns to the squirrel and says nothing, because owls can’t talk. The owl then eats the squirrel because it’s a bird of prey.

Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a WAFFLE!

Whats worse than losing your car keys? Watching your 4 year old son get visciously raped by a 20stone sex hungry pedophile and knowing you cant do anything about it because the sex hungry pedophile is your dad and he is the alpha male of the family so he has full mating rights.

Your mother called last night. She wants her recipe back.

Two black guys jump off a bridge..who lands first? They would land at the same time due to earths gravity acting on them both with an equal force.

A scotsmen, an Irishman and an Englishman all walk into a bar. The publican had accidentally left the door unlocked and the bar was in fact closed. So they left.

There are two men named Dan. The first man says, "Hello, my name is Dan." The second man says, "Hello, my name is also Dan."

If 32x=8600, find x. ^ | There it is!

Why did the spider cross the road? He was stuck to the bottom of my shoe!

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roses are red violets are blue we're having sex cause i'm stronger than you

First joke of the most-disliked area; 9/11 joke. First joke of the most popular area; Holocaust joke. "You shouldn't joke about 9/11 you sick bastard people died" -Said all Americans ever.

Why did the chicken cross the road? We will never know. Chickens are incapable of communicating with humans and thus the intent of the chicken can only be speculated.

Why did the boat salesman cry? Because a puppet killed his family.

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