What did the statue say to the other statue? Nothing, statues cant speak.

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Boy:well you merry me. Girl:no Boy: why not? Girl:becuase you're rapeing me

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What did the lady find out when she went to the doctor. She had breast cancer.

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Why'd the girl fall of her scooter? She fell into a hole and died. She was never found again. All that was left was her scooter.

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HEY YOU!!!!

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Why did the african man wear no clothes? Because he liked being naked.

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What did the boy with no hands get for Christmas? Gloves.

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Why Can't Hellen Keller drive? Because she's a woman.

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Roses are red Violets are blue If i gave a rats ass I'd worry about you

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What is the difference between a rat and an italian? nothing.

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What do a gas and a liquid have in common? Nothing

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can i have 10 pounds to go to the cinema?

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What is yellow and corny? Corn.

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a man shoots his mother in-law He his charged with murder and will only be eligible for parole in 18 months

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What can move people but not rocks.. Poop

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What does AIDS smell like? AIDS has no smell. AIDS is a diease contracted though sexual contact with another being with the diease. It greatly increases the risk of infections and malignancy. Although AIDS has no smell, in the final stages large sores develope on the surface of the skin. This means you are going to die. Thus, HIV/AIDS has no smell.

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"Is this the Krusty Krab?" "Yes. What would you like to order?"

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Q: What do you call a man with no arms and no legs in a bed? A: The victim of a serious car accident in a hospital bed.

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How do you get four gay guys on a bar stool? With teamwork and coordination, each could place one foot on the seat, and they can all stand up using each other for balance and support. The fact that they are gay is irrelevant.

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Charlotte Bobcats

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what do you give a little girl with no legs and no arms for christmas...................cancer

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A Scotsman, an Englishman and an Irishman walk into a bar and the barman asks "Is this some kind of a joke?"

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Chantelle, I loved you, but you cheated with Johnathan from Church...

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If a bear was mad he would be beary angry.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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