- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you make a plumber cry? Kill his family.

A bar walks into a man. The drink orders a bartender. And then the money walks home. End The.

What do you get when you cross drugs with a bathtub? Whitney Houston's worst nightmare

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I'm a boy... I like hamburgers... Xbox is my favorite activity.... I have a dog... My dad is cheap... He's my doctor, my dentist, and my mom... Haha get it?

Who's Italian and plays with a peach? Mario

Why did Old Man Robert fall down the stairs? Someone kicked him down. And then he died.

Why did Adolf Hitler Start WWII and kill millions of Jews? Because he was a poweful dictator

A dolphin walks into a bar. Dolphins do not have legs therefore this is physically impossible.

Why did the washing machine laugh? Because it took the piss out of the knickers!!!!! :)

A man walks into a bar, but it's really not his fault because his seeing eye dog led him right into it.

What did Johnny do this wednesday? He went to school to be academically taught to get a high GPA of all the other children so he could go and pursuit his dream so he won't be left at home with a drunk wife and 6 kids with $190,000 in debt from the IRS

Who lives on 2324 Elm St. River Grove Illinois? And Goes to East Leyden High School? The answer is Ricky Krajewski. He is 16 years old has brown hair and brown eyes. 5'11" 190lbs and 6.5 inch penis(when erect). social security # is 679-78-6283.

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How hard is it to cross a man with a tree? Jesus only needed a few nails

What's worse than having sex with a woman who has been dead for 10 minutes? Having sex with a woman who has been alive for 10 minutes.

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Whats faster that a Mexican with your TV? A speeding bullet.

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What's the difference between a rabbit and a Rabbi? Rabbits are of the family Leporidea, whereas Rabbi's are Jewish.

What do you call 6 white men on a bench? The NBA

Why is Keven's name spelled with an E Because his parents are black.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Who cares

A black man walks into a bar. The barman says 'We don't serve your kind here'. The man leaves and goes to a nearby bar that doesn't have racist staff.

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