What is long and hard that a bride gets on her wedding night? An erect penis.

A retarded man waks ito aaa baar

On monday morning the doctor walked into a patient's room, then he walked out after a quick check up.

Is the boy sleeping? No, he's dead!

Do you know what a third world bathroom smells like? Crap

How do you make a professional gamer cry? You burn his house down.

How do you kill a ninja? Shoot it.

Yo mamas so tan she might get skin cancer

Roses are red, violets are blue, I'll order The Special, what's wrong with you?

WHat did Helen Keller get for Christmas? an ipod

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender does not ask about its facial characteristics, because he is wondering why there is a horse standing in his bar.

What time is it when you should go to the dentist? About ten minutes before whatever happens to be the time of your appointment.

How do you make a plumber sad? Steal his plums.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It couldn't. Before it could cross, it was killed and then consumed by an average American

What did the Bishop say to the pebble? Wash my car

What did cancer get for Christmas? Another 6 year old boy

Cripples are lame.

you know what is so funny?! jokes..................................

What's worse than the Holocaust? Seeing duplicates of the top jokes.

How do you get a clown off of a swing? Hit him with an ax.

Two men walk into a bar.........ouch.

whats worse than a repeated antijoke the people that complain about them

How do you get a little kid out of a tree Throw a jar of foreskin at him

Who could be happier than a kid at a candyshop? A necrophiliac in a morgue

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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