- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A man makes a sandwich.

WEED!

Why did Sally fall off the swing? Someone dropped a refrigerator on her. Knock, knock. Who's there? Not Sally.

Whats the best way to get to a girls heart? A knife.

Friends are like potatoes. If you eat them, they die.

what is black and green and red all over q: Nothing, you cant have 3 colors on the same surface

if you dont like sponge bob refrences.......... THEN DOLPHIN NOISE* you

Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she is blind and deaf, and to put her behind the wheel of a motorized vehicle would be extremely dangerous.

-Knock Knock ~Who's there? -It's your mother ~Go away

Roses are black, violets are black. I'm blind.

What's up brah brah

Why was the blonde girl stupid? She had suffered sever brain damage the previous month and was still recovering.

Whats worse than finding a real joke on anti-jokes? -Nothing

Penis

How do you make sushi if you are a fish? Commit suicide and sell yourelf to a sushi resturant!

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It had died.

What are the four season of Canada? Cold, cold, cold and road work.

What did the tuna say to the fan I LIKE YOUR STOOL AHAHHAHAHHAHAH

Roses are red. Violets are blue. What do flowers have to do with this joke I want to tell you?

How many light bulbs does it take to screw a blonde? 3.

While I was walking home from school one day, James Brown jumped out of a bush and punched me in the face. Then, when I got home, there was a walrus sitting on my couch. He then turned to look at me and said, "Penis". I then immediately farted out blades of grass.

Your mom is so fat, it is unlikely that she will be able to survive the month without experimental liposuction and heart surgery, and even then her outlook is bleak. I am so sorry.

Have ever seen Helen Keller's house? No. Neither has she.

Why was the man thought to be peculiar? Because he had sex with a pistachio.

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