- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do u call two mexicans playing basketball? Juan on Juan!

Who likes to be fisted? Sock puppets.

Knock knock. Who’s there? Your son. Your son who? DAD WHY CAN’T YOU ACCEPT THE FACT THAT I AM GAY!

What was the pirate movie rated? PG-13 for violence and mild nudity.

What do you call a black guy who kills people? A murderer.

Why did people on a plane die? Because it crashed.

A guy walks into a bar what does he say? OW.

Why was Joey bad at playing the trumpet? He had no fingers.

How do you wake up Lady Gaga? Set an alarm for a reasonable hour.

Why can't a Tyrannosaurus-Rex clap? It's Dead.

Did you hear about the guy who fell out of the stands at the ranger game? He died.

There was once a family of tomatoes. A daddy tomato a mommy tomato and a baby tomato. they decided one day to take a walk. but the baby was taking forever so the daddy tomato walked back STOMPED on him and yelled "CATCHUP"

When Chuck Norris does a pushup, he does it the same way everybody else does.

Q: How do you stop a baby from crying? A: You hit it with brick.

What did the explorer say to the new species Oh look it says squirtle let's call it squirtle Oh look it say woof let's call it poochyena

Sticks and stones may break my bones and they can also break cars.

How do you make a tissue dance? Blow a little boogie in it!

If life gives you lemons your hallucinating

What is black, white and red all over? A black, white and red pen.

what did the bug say when it got ran over by a car? NOTHING, bugs can't talk

A very unattractive girl bent over in front of me. I proceeded to be sick, and then I choked on my sick. I died. My family mourn my death every day.

WUT SMELLS ? my poo

A man walks into a bar. He backs up, unwraps it, and enjoys its chocolatey deliciousness.

Why do Jewish people have such big noses? The nucleotides in their DNA are strung together in a certain sequence that makes them have large noses.

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