- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a black man who flies a plane? A pilot, you racist.

What did the blind and deaf kid get for Christmas? Leukemia.

What is yellow and can shot? A Banon.

What do you call a kid with one arm and an eye-patch? Names.

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How many babies does it take to paint a wall red? Well babies don't have the strength or coordination to hold a paint brush, so you may need to call some painters.

a little violence in a relationship doesn't hurt anybody

What's the difference between a black guy and a piece of chicken? They were once both alive and innocent. I lied about the black guy.

What do you call a sheep on a trampoline? Disorientated.

What is the difference between your mom and a cow? One is a 1,500 pound beast, and one is a human being.

"You know what sucks?" "vaccuums?" "you know what meteforically sucks?" "Black holes?" "you what just isn't cool?" "Lava?"

did you hear the one about the elephant with a screwdriver? me neither...

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Realizing on your deathbed that you regret the life you've lived and hate the person you've become.

Q. What was the the cancer's patients favorite song? A. Radioactive

chuck norris does not know how to use a plunger.

What does it mean when you have big shoes? Either you were genetically born with big feet, or you are wearing sheos that are too big for you.

You know what me and Bill Cosby have in common? Katie..

What did the raped girl say to the doctor? Nothing she was dead on arrival.

What did your mom get for christmas ? A stairstepper.

You know what sucks? A vacuum.

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this is not an anti joke

What is the last digit of Pi? Pi is an infinite decimal sequence, and therefore has no last number, but if it did, it would presumably be somewhere from 0-9.

Why didn't Helen Keller drive? With all that time she spent learning how to read and write despite being blind and deaf, authoring numerous books, and being a prolific political activist; she simply did not have the substantial time to acquire a driver's license.

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