- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Where's my tractor?

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A horse walks into a bar, but is kicked out because animals are not allowed in that bar.

Man: Guess what! Other man: What? Man: Chicken butt

A black guy walks into a basketball court.

Why could the grandma chew? She couldn't she had no teeth

GINGER PEOPLE

It's like they always say, you get what you pay for. Unless your a woman, then you get what other men pay for.

roses are red leather is black when when god made you he was smoking crack

So this blond chick walks into a bar, and orders a drink.

Q-What do you call a woman in the kitchen? A- A woman making me a damn sammich thats what.

You know you're a redneck when you come from a rural area and behave as such.

A man walks into a bar. Wait, no, it was a horse. A man walks into a horse

what do you call a dead arab? a suicide bomber

what's worse than getting beaten by police? Getting beaten by Russian police

What has two arms and two legs? A human being.

What did the Catholic Priest say to the young boy? God bless you.

What did the bat say to the human? Nothing because bats make too high of frequency noises for humans to understand

How do you get 4 Jews in a car? Open the door and tell them politely to get in.

Why did Jimmy fall out of the tree. Cause' I shot him.

Yo mama's so fat, that she's fat.

What do you do with a pickle jar full of semen? Use it for gel, because it took so long to collect it all, and you're frugal person who believes in recycling.

Roses are blue Violets are red I'm colorblind

What do you call a white man in the middle of Mexico City? Dave.

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