today a nazi canadian killed himself the world is now a better place

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Which is longer? A rope...

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A black man rode down the street on a bicycle.

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Redneck girls. Now there's a joke.

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What's funnier than my jokes? your face.

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What happens every 5 seconds? An African kid dies.

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A nig-ger walked up to a lemonade stand and he said to the man running the stand. "do you have any lemonade" the man said "no. we don't serve nig-gers lemonade. but you can drink your own piss boy, thats home made.." the nig-ger waddled away (waddle waddle) till the very next day. The nig-ger walked up to the lemonade stand with a lawsuit file right in his hand and said "you are legally required to serve me lemonade" the man said "fu(k you nig-ger, go back to where you came go back to Africa it's full of aids" the nig-ger said "goodbye".... i'm too lazy too finish this off so i'll spoil the ending, the nig-ger was actually a smelly pakistanian, which was actually a dirty chi-nk in costume. let's just say lawsuits were filed but the lemonade stand owner had casey anthony's lawyer and in the end never had to serve fu-cking nig-gers, smelly pakies or dirty chin-ks again :) The End. Happily Ever After.

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(Guy)That's what she said. (His Girlfriend) And who is this she.

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What did Tim say about his wife cheating on him with his best friend's wife? He ran to R Kelly and got peed on.

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Why didn't Little Timmy's parrot talk? It's neck had snapped.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Most poems rhyme oo

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What looks like a duck, smells like a duck and feels like a duck? A duck.

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Why were the kids screaming? They were being chased by a giant ferocious spiny lobster.

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What did your mom make me for Christmas... ...An apple pie because she is a very nice lady

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Why are Ethiopians so fast? Because antelope are also very fast.

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What do you call a highschooler who smokes weed, shops at the mall, and has date-raped one girl so far? Popular.

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A gay man walks into a biker bar and orders a drink. The bartender says "Hey, you want ice with that?"

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What's black, white and red all over? Nothing, I'm colourblind.

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Whats plastic and little boys turn it on? A game cube, and Michael Jackson. Well maybe not anymore since hes dead...

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A chicken crosses the road as a car comes by. The driver pumps the brakes and stops the car just before hitting the chicken. The chicken crosses the road safely. Onward, my noble steed !

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What's the same about a crouton and a pencil case? Both are used for dirty things, such as shoe tying.

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Your mama is so ugly. But she is still a respected member of the community

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He wanted to see the CN tower. He was then hit by a fridge dropped by people running tests on the top floor.

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What do you call a dog with 4 legs? A dog.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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